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Cute Love Story-
Boy-I bot a new mobile.
Gal-I wnt treat in Taj.
Dey Went 2 Taj Aftr dinr
Gal-whr did u get mony 2pay 4Taj.
Boy-sold my mobile, wsnt mor imp dn u.
khuda ne mujse kaha,"Bande dost na
bana tu jarur dhoka kha jayega"
mene kaha,e khuda, tu msg padhnewale
se mil to sahi, tu bhi dhoke se
uska dost ban jayega.
A "cute" promise to u
Hey Buddy...My dear Pal
"I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which tom finally eats
jerry..!! 
Dam Tor Jaati Hai Har Shikayat Labon Pe Aaa Kar..
Jab Masoomiyat Se Wo Kehti Hai..
Maine Kya Kiya Hai ??
sms means
s-symbol of friendship
m-method of communication in two hearts
s-sweet person waiting for a favorite relation
I may run out of jokes to text you,
I may run out of credit to call you,
I may run out of jokes to tickle you,
but my heart will never run out of
space to accomodate you
It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind
Palke jhuke to pyar ho jata h..
palke uthe to izhaar ho jata h..
na jane kya kashish h chahat me aisi ke..
koi anjan bhi is zindagi ka haqdar ho jata h..
Heart is like a bottle of perfume. If you never open
it, nobody knows the fragrance inside it.
If you keep it always open soon you will loose your fragrance. Good Morning!
A fulfilled life is not possible without friends. Thanks for making my life wholesome! Good night!
Cute Attitude jokes
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I wait 4 Someone till I have patience
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Once My Patience ends dat someone Has 2 wait 4 Me 4ever..
Excellent lines by a True love-
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"I have no wrds to explain my Love..
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Bcoz i hav got an amazing person who can undrstnd evn my silence!!!"
SANTA(auto wale se)- Hanuman mandir jaoge?
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Auto wala- ji, han.
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SANTA- To aate hue mere liye prasaad lete aana.
What Is Both Easy As Well As Difficult In Life ?
Ans : MISTAKE
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Easy To Judge When Others Do It .
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Difficult To Recognize & Realize When We Do It.
Read this slowly "GODISNOWHERE"
wht did u read?
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God Is No Where
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or
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God Is Now Here!
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Just a b'ful line to say- 'Life depends on d way we look!'
It's really difficult to understand God....!!
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He makes beautiful women
and then
he turns them into....
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neighbours' wives..
"Motivation gets us started. Habit keeps us running. Attitude decides our pace and values decide our destination."
Believe where others doubt,
Work where others Refuse,
Save where others waste & Stay where others Quit.
Dare to be different.
Believe in Yourself .
Maturity is not when we start speaking
"BIG Things",
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But actually it is,
when we start understanding
"SMALL Things."
Khubsurat he zindgi "KHUWAB" ki trh
Jane kab toot jaye "KANCH" ki trh
Mujhe na bhulana kisi "BAAT" ki trh
Apne dil me rakhna khubsurat "YAAD" ki trh
Cute Flirt :-
Boy:
Tumhare Pen main INK nahi hai kya??
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Girl:
Andhe ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai..!
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Boy:
Accha to Apna mobile Number;
Likh ke Dikhao to..
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Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I had
punished you,
what do you have to say?
Student: Thank God Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
Mistakes increase your experience and experience decreases
your mistakes.
If you learn from your mistakes then others will learn from your success!
Good night!
You wanna know who's amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again!............cute flirt jokes for girlfriend
If I cöuld be any alphabet, I wöuld chööse 'V'... sö that I cöuld be next to 'U' förever!
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-( o )- Day
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++ *)++ Night
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,,,, Rain
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Any time
Any where u'll b in
My Prayers My dearest cute friend
