Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte hai....
Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'.
Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why pin-point just the poor 'Secretary'.
Santa: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders!
LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai" || Latest Funny Sms Jokes
2015 ||
Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte hain,
Miss karna hain to
“machcharo” ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte hai.
A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as
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...
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Santa and Banta.............................latest funny jokes 2015
Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"
Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..
vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?
Manjil ko pana hai to
Hausla sath rakhna,
Agr Dost ko pana hai to
Aitbar sath rakhna,
Agr hamesha Muskurana hai to
"brush or colgate Sath rakhna"
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se...
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se....
ki ab to "MACHAR" bhi khich le jate hai charpai se. || Latest Funny
SMS 2015 ||
Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
zara gaur farmeyga..
Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
Wah!wah!
And u say i am loving it...
Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!!
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
Sabjiwala: MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..
jaan___kya haal hai
Jaan___kaha ho
Jaan___kb miloge
Jaan___missing u
jaan___zyada khush mat ho.
hr space ki jagah 'war' laga kr padho.
Chote log Paise ki baat karte hain,
Bade log time ki baat karte hain,
Mahan log baat hi nai karte,
Woh sirf jokes karte hain,
Nikamma log sirf padte hain
In 2018
Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do
Engineer: le meri B.tech ki degre rakh le
Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...
Jyotishi ladke ka hath dekh kr bola:"beta tum bahut
padhoge"
Ladka :"saale, padh to mai 3 saal se raha hu,tu ye bata paas kb hounga...?"
Dunia me subse himmat wala mard kaun hai
Dhobi
qki wo kisi bhi ghar jakr kehta hai saheb madam se kehna kapde nikal k rakhe,mai
ata hu..
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar
ata hai,sochta hu ghar ki bijli katva de,
bil bahut ata hai
Tuhar jokes jab awat hai
Hamar rom rom khil jawat hai
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai
Esma tumar jokes ka kaunu kasur nahi hai
Sasura hamar virator on rahat hai…
