Latest jokes Collection 2014

"*S*U *N* rises everywhere but crop grows only where the farmer has worked hard. ~God~ is everywhere but His ~Grace~ is only for onewho works hard".

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Yamraj (gusse se): to yamdut - maine tujhse kahatha "Ja..............pan leke aa Aur tu kamina pura JAPAN le aaya........"

Nurse - Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar Beta Paida Hua He.

Sardar - o terii.. Kya Technology He Biwi Meri

Hospital Me He Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida huwa He..```latest jokes collection 2014```

Munna Bhai: Mamu tu kitna padha hai? Mamu: B. A……
Munna Bhai: sala padha wo v ulta

Kbhi hath pe
kbhi hont pe
kbhi ankh pe
kahi kbhi gal pe
kbhi nak pe..
K I S S
Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai garmi mai.

~ P Y A A R I ~ Z I N D A G I ~ me
1 ~ P Y A A R I ~ khata kijiye
P Y A R ho jaye jise use bata dijiye
Na kar sako ikrar to bas itna kijiye
Jise kehte ho "A A P" use bas "T U M" keh dijie

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1ladka,1ladki se milne jata h pr
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wo gobar me gir jata hai,
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chhee – chhee,
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kitna Ganda Sms JokesHai..

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Dro mat, khali dhamkane ka h apko , Tapkane ka nhi, Aj kal apke Sms Jokesnhi aa rele h. Dhyan rakhna...
(@^@) GOOD MORNING

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160 Character Hindi Sms Jokes

ek 3rd class ke bacche ne apni girl friend ko shayari likhi. kya teri chaal hai aur kya teri leela mai tera Tees Maar Khan aur tu hai meri Sheela

Gadwali shadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: kab tak Songs bajaana hai ?
host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi nach linge

Phone na karna paisa kharcha hoga! mis call na karna battery law hoga! Latest Sms Jokesna karna time waste hoga! srif dil se ek bar yaad karna kuch kharcha na hoga!

Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga,
Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.

Doctor or Bhagwan ko naraj mat karna q ki jab bhagwan naraj hote hai to doctor ke paas bhej dete hai hai jab doctor naraj hota hai bhagwan ke paas bhej deta hai.

D O C T O R : "bachche ko pani denai se pehlai ubaal lena chaiyai"..
S A R D A R :"wo to theek hai pr ubaal ne sai bachche marr to nahi jayega..ji...

Wife: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata. Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bacche internet Se Download Kiya Hain? Wife: Nahi Ye To Tumhare Dost Ke PEN DRIVE Se Liya Hai ...

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Don't Mind Saaf Kar Lena..```latest jokes collection 2014```

Gadha: Yaar Malik Bahut Marta h
Dog: Ghar Chod de.
Gadha: Nahi yaar !
Wo hamesa apni Beti se bolta h
"Teri" shadi Gadhe se kar Dunga
Bas isi umid me Baitha hu

Bapu bole koi SMS na kare to tension mat lo,
use SMS krte raho bole to full vinamrata ke sath
ek din uska Hriday Parivartan hoga,
phir msg nhi call ayega.....

how fantastic we humans are - if we hate someone we tell everyone without any fear but if we love someone we fear even to tell the loved one!!!!

What is gaali?
Krodh k samay mukh se nikle ashudh shabd,
athva shabdo ka samuh
Jinke ucharan k paschat vyakti k hriday ko
shanti ka anubhv hota hai…

Wat Is 'PYAR'.? ? ? ? ? ? It's a Group Of Friends Sitting In a BAR With Bottles In Hand And Saying- 'P' 'YAR'..

Funny Love SMS