A boy's facabook status: I m online during class. Ha ha ha...
Comment from teacher: get out of the class now....
Comment liked by principal..

Arz hai...
"later d bus longer d que"
gaur farmaiega
"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d view"...........................majedar jokes hindi

1 Shayar shop me jakar bola -
"Gilaaf-e-auzar-e-maza-e-mohabbat, Bandish-e-nasal do"
Shopkeeper kya..?
Shayar ki wife : C*nd*m Dijiye.. very funny jokes

1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya..........................majedar jokes hindi

1 ladka dusre ladke se..
Tum ne meri gf ko propose kyo kiya.. ??
Ladke ne mast jawab dia:"
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Jab tak ladki kunwari hai..
Na tumhari hai..
Na hamari hai..
Bas sarkari hai..........................funny shayari jokes in hindi

JUNG main SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani.
BANTA-aisa kyu?
SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi Yaar.......santa banta jokes

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe. .............................funny shayari jokes in hindi

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi
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Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'
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Everybody started running except Santa.
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Referee : Why are u not running...?
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Santa : My number is 4!

Teacher: Giv 1 English wrd for- Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena?

Santa thinking
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-Funny but real-
ye sach hai ke.!! Jodiyan aasman mein banti hai...
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Par setting zameen par khud karni padti hai.!

Ladki Tameez Wali Honi Chahiye..
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Badtameez To Aajkal Dil Bhi Hain.

DEAR singles :
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February aane me Zyada tym nhi
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Mehnat karo dil laga k...!!
warna is bar bhi 14 feb..2015
Facebook pe Like or Comment kar k guzaarni Padegi

Ek aadmi apni bakri ko bus mein le jane laga.
Conducter ne mana kar dia.
To aadmi bakri ko,
burka pehna k bus mein le gaya.
Conducter ko bola:
'ye meri naani hai,
budhaape ki wajah se jhuk gai hai'.
Kuchh der bad bakri ne potty kar di.
Paas betha dusra aadmi bola
'Oye. Teri naani ki maala toot gai.

Girl- bas karo koi dekh lega.!
Boy- kuch nahi hoga,, hath hatao,, pls thoda sa dikha do,,
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Agar nahi dikhaya to..?
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Mai fail ho jaunga!

Machhar apne pote se- Beta hmare jamane me ladkiyo ka khoon chusna itna asaan nhi hota tha.
Pota- Q?
Dada- Beta exposed surface area kam tha.

Baap- Mere 4 bachhe hai 1 ne MBA, 2nd MA, 3rd PHD, 4th chor h..!
Dost- chor ko ghar se nikaalte Q nahi?
Baap- wohi to kamata hai, baki sab berozgar h.

Ek aadmi raat ko apne ghar gaya..
darwaza knock kia.
Biwi- kaun?
Aadmi- Guddu da abbu..!!
Biwi- Haaye mai marr jaawan,,, phir andar kon hai?

Santa ke ghar chor aaya,,
Santa ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Santa bhi bhaga..!
chor se bhi aage nikal gaya...!
Santa- Ek to chori uper se mujhse race?

Hmari generation ko sbse zyada tention kb hoti h?
Exams me??
Nhi..!
results me???
Nhi..!
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Jab so kr utho aur mobile aas-paas na ho.................. mast mobile jokes

Papu 1 ladki ke ghar rishta lekar gaya..
Ladki ke gharwale- Humari ladki abhi padh rahi h..!
Papu- Koi baat nahi hum ek ghante baad aate hai..

English Class - Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad ayi hogi.

Santa :meri bevi itna mazak krti hy K kya bataon
Dost:kya mazak krti ha?
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Santa :kal mai ghar gya uski Ankhon par hath rakha or wo
Mazak ma boli Dudhwala.

Boss- Mere liye ak shisha lekar aao jisme main apna muh dekh sakun..
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Santa- nahi mila sir.! Sab me mera hi muh dikh
raha hai..
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Inteligent Santa

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha. Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya” Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”

Ek ladke ne ek ladki se pucha ye kapda fata kyo hai..? Girl- it's my fashion yaar
ladka bola- khud faado to it's fashion or hum faade to "police station".

Santa ka kharab din . . Darwaza khola kundi hath m, . Nal khola tuthi hath m, . Bursh kara teeth hath m, . . Ab bechara soch soch ke preshan ho gayaki toilet jau ya nahi .




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