Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar
kon sa hai ?
Pathan: Zebra
Sardar : Woh kaisy ???
Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai.....................most
laughing jokes in hindi
The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!........................latest
jokes in hindi 2014
Hitler: there's no word like
impossible in my dictionary
santa: ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha
To impress his girlfriend, Santa took her to a very nice
Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered - Benigno Bergamini
Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!........................latest
jokes in hindi 2014
Drinkrs Gang- Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge
Jab Tak Wo Samne K 3 Ped 6 Nahi Dikhte!
Bar Owner- Bas Karo Kamino,
Samne 1 Hi Ped He!
Ab Kya Jungle Banaoge Kya!!!
Santa ne Nokia ka sbse badi screen wala mobile liya kyu?
Q. Ki vo dekhna chahta tha k phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hai.....................funny
chutkule in hindi
5 missed calls from your
best friend means they
wanna hang out with you..
.
.
5 missed calls from your
girlfriend/boyfriend
means they miss u...
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.
but.
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.
5 missed calls from
home means...
beta aaj to band bajne waali hai..
2 friends met after a long time.
1st: Who are you working for?
2nd: Same people - my wife and 2 kids!...................most laughing jokes
in hindi
Mujhe ek Ladki ka fb pe msg aaya..
.
.
Aur boli apni itni Cute Si pic facebook pe
mat daala karo..
.
.
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I asked why..??
.
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Ladki boli
.
.
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Bar bar mobile ke screen par kiss karne se Lipstick se mera mobile ganda ho
jata hai.......................funny chutkule
Ab Kya Karu Mai
1000 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 300 comma mein hai
.
.
.
aur 100 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyon ki kisi kamine ne jhoti khabar faela di
thi ki
.
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.
.
.miss call marne ke 50 paise cut hoge.........................funny chutkule
in hindi
In a bus, Santa asked a beautiful lady sitting next to
him, "You have applied a nice perfume. Which one is it? I want to give
it to my wife".
Lady: Don't give it to her. Some useless men will find an excuse to talk to
her!
2 friends met after a long time.
1st: Who are you working for?
2nd: Same people - my wife and 2 kids!
