Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,
Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur
extra me 200 run diye
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Batao kyun?.
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Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha ............new jokes collection 2013

Santa goes into a bar in Delhi

The man on his right orders a drink,
‘Johnnie Walker, single.’

The man on his left says,
‘Jack Daniels, single.’

Santa says,
‘Santa Singh, married.’

Banta: Why do women love shoes so much?
Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit.

A pathan buys a tempo and paints her wife's name lovingly on it. Salma reads it and gives him a tight slap as he wrote:
Salma for Hire
Full day: Rs 1200
Night: Rs 2400

The most “Heart Breaking Moment” in our Childhood…
Jab Mummy kehti thi mehmano ne jo paisey diye hen wo mjhe do

Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita AAI...........
Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai Meera AAI.........
Arjun Ne Baand Chalaya Draupadi AAI...........
Maine Toh Siti Bajai woo Baap Ko Kyun Le AAI..??????

2 studnts cheating karne hi wale the ke
teachr agya or pucha:
tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha?
Studnt: sir is ne pucha japan ka capital kya hai.
Teachr: toh tum ne bata dya?
Studnt: nai sir...mene isko danta tha
k abi to tu ne muje toka hai mgr ab na "Tokyo"

Na Jane Wo Hmse Kya Chhupati Thi,
Kuch Tha Uske Hotho Pe,
Mgar Na Jane Kyu Shrmati Thi,
Jab Muh Khulwaya To Pta Chala Ki
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Sali Gutkha Khati Thi.

"I love walkn in rain so dat no onecan c my tears!" -
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ye purana wala tha
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"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"-
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ye naya THA
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latest pta kya hai?
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"i love walking, bcoz petrol / diesel mehnga ho gya hai "

If you want to cry, please use someone's shoulder or tissue, and not your Facebook status!

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world.
My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - "I love you" to his own wife!

Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai
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“DONATE YOUR EYES”
Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai.. Kalyug hai bhai .

Santa goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor I can't stop my hands from shaking".
Doctor: Do you drink much?
Santa: No, I spill most of it.

Money can buy:
A bed but not sleep;
A house but not a home;
Medicines but not health;
A companion but not a friend.
Money is dirty, it only cause pain and suffering.
Send me all your money and always be happy!

Kehte H Agar Dil Se Ankh Band Karo,
Toh Jisse Pyar Karte H,
Uski Tasvir Dikhti H.
So Maine B Try Kiya..
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Saala Mereko Toh Nind Aa Gayi.

2025 Me Apko Customer Care
Ke Msg Is Prakar Aayenge..:p :D
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Dear Customer,
Your Wife Can Become A Mother
Without Your Struggle..

Zindgi Me Hmesha Ek Baat Yaad Rakho,
Kbhi Kisika Dil Nahi Todna Chahiye
Kyunki Dil Ek Hi Hota Hai,
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Haddiya Todo 206 Hoti Hai......new jokes collection

SHAITAN ne kaha
kisi NAIK insan ka number do
Apun usko tang karega.
Maine Aap ke no. diye to
Shaitan bola~Abe marwayega kya Ye to BOSS ka no. hai.

Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata?
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Beta: Yo Mom Its Fashion
Maa : Woh To Thik He Pr Log Teri Behen K Liye risht leke Ate He or Tujhe Pasand Kr Jate he

Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole:
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Tum Bahut Acche Ho,
Tumhe To Koi Bhi Mil Jaayegi
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To Dosto Ye Samajh Lo
Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai.




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