Har Rose "Red" Nai Hota,
Har Insan "Bad" Nai Hota,
Kaise Kahu. Par Sach To Yeh Hai Ki,
Har Koi Apki Tarah "Mad" Nai Hota.

Mad Bole To:-

M: Mera
A: Achchha
D: Dost

Hey bhagwan,
tu agar inke jokes unlimited FREE bhi kar de ...
To bhi ye kanjos jokes nahi karenge,
sochenge jokes free hai to kiya?
Battery to khatam ho hi rahi hai na.

Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar accha nhi lagta,
Duniya walo ko ikrar accha nhi lagta,
Jab tak ladka-ladki bhag na jae,
ghar walo ko pyar saccha nhi lagta!.......funny love jokes in hindi

Ban kar yaad ham satate rahenge,
khawabo me akar ham jagate rahengen,
mushkil bahut hai hame bhol pana,
bas apna number na badalna....
Ham jokes Bankar apke mobile par ate rahenge.......new jokes Hindi

Kafile teri yadon k dil me Aate rahe ,
Bahut der tak hum ashkn me nahate rahe,
Bhulane koshish ki magar kamyab na hue
hum jitna bhulate wo utna yaad aate rahe .

Pee Lenge Tumhara Har Ek Aansu;
Kabhi Apni Mehfil Me Baitha Kar To Dekho;
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni Hi Girlfriend Ko;
Kabhi Humse Mila Kar To Dekho!

Aatey bhi haste ho jaate bhi haste ho.
Subah bhi haste ho sham ko bhi haste ho.
Aapko kya lagta hai - sirf aap hi brush karte ho........hindi funny jokes

Aapki Khamoshi Se Mujhe Darr Lagta Hai
Door Na Ho Jaaye Aisa Kyu Lagta hai
Duniya Se Use Cheen Lene Ka Hosla Hai Mujh Mein
Lekin Wo Saath Na Denge Aisa Kyu Lagta Hai. . . . ?

Maine dil k darwaje par likha "Andar Aana Mana He
Mohabbat hasti hui aayi
Aur aakar
Bade pyar se Boli..
"Maaf Karna..
Main to andhi hu.

Wife : T.V. par Match dekh rahi thi,
Husband smart banke aaya or
Bola-
DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU..,
Tabhi wife Zorse Chillayi ChakkAAAA.!!!!

Wife : Oji sunte ho,
Ghar me Namak khatam ho gaya hai,
Ab mai kya dalu?
Husband : Teri Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya "Colgate active salt" dal de usme
namak hai.

nind ati he sapne lekr
hmari dua he
Aj ki subha aye apke liye
bahut sari khushiya Lekr,
gud morning......

ishq karna hai to phr dard bhi sehna seeko...
"warna aisa karo apni aoqat main rehna seeko..

Shikwe To Bohot Hain Magar Shikwa Nahi Kar Sakte,
Mere Honto Ko Ijazat Nahi Hai Tere Khilaf Bolne Ki...

Ajeeb Rishta Raha Kuch Is Tarah Apno Se,,,
Na Nafrat Ki Wajah Mili Na Pyar Ka Sila Paya...

Har mulaqaakat pe waqt ka takaaza huwa.
Har yaad pe DIL ka 'DARD' taaza huwa.
suni thi sirf GAJLON me judai ki baaten,
ab khud pe biti to haqiqat ka andaaza huwa.......shayari jokes

Be panah chahat k baad bhi hum usey paa na sake
Kisi khush naseeb ne usey apni be rukhi se jeet liya.

Beshak lot kar na ana magar ane ka wada kar jao,
ke shayad yahi aas meri umar Guzarne ka bahana ban jaye...!!......new jokes Hindi

Kasam Kha Li Hai Uski Gali Na Jaaunga
Wah Wah...
Kasam Kha Li Hai Uski Gali Na Jaaunga

Aur Agar Gaya Bhi To Kisi Ko Thodi Bataunga ........new funny PJ

Usko Pane Ke Liye Me Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladh jata.
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ParFir Maine Socha Ki - exam Time Hai Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nahi..

Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega,
Kanjoosi ka aapko award diya jayega,
Bhool se koi jokes ya call na kar dena,
Varna ye award aapse chheen liya jayega.

Woh Jo Muskura Ke Mila Kabhi;
Toh Yeh Fikr Jaise Mujhe Hui;
Kahun Apne Dil Ki Jo Baat Main;
Kahin Muskura Ke Na Taal De! .....love-shayari

~ Javed Akhtar

Mohabbat us se nhi ho ti jo khubsurat hota hai?
Balki khubsurat wo hota hai jis se mohabbat hoti hai.

Short But Rock:
Dimag Jiska 'ice' ..
Jeevan Uska 'Nice' ..
DiL Jiska 'Pure' ..
Safalta Mile 'Sure'..!!

Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future




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