banta- khusiya kya hoti hai?
santa- pata nhi,meri to kaam age mai hi shadi hogayi thi..
banta- gajni mai amir ne itni solid body kaise banaye
hogi?
santa- jab wo gym se wapas ata tha to 15 mint k baad bhul jata tha aur phir
waps gym chala jata tha..
banta- ap kya kr rahe ho? santa- ish baby ki awaj record
kr raha hu.. banta- wo kyu?
santa- wo jb bada ho jayega ,ushse ishka matlab puchunga..
banta- ye letter tm kise likh rahe ho? santa- khud ko.
banta- ishme kya likha hai?
santa- malum nhi... santa- kyu? banta- abhi mujhe mili kaha hai...
santa- apk ghar mai kaun kaun rehta hai? banta- mai meri
patni,meri saas, meri 7 saliya.
santa- phir to ap usi waqt muh kholte honge jab jamahi leni ho ya chik marni
ho..
santa- mai to samjhta tha ki ap bade sarif aadmi hai..
banta- mai bhi apko sarif samjhta tha..
santa- ap to thik samjhe the, mai hi galat samjha tha..
banta- pehle to ap logo ko bahut haste the lakin ab kya
ho gaya?
santa- meri shadi ho gayi....
santa- apki patni kyu bhag gayi?
banta- pata nhi! mai bathroom mai nahane gaya aur wo bhag gayi..
santa- lagta hai aisa mauke k liye bechri salo intzar krti rahi.....
santa- ap to hindi mai kafi tej hai, mujhe ye bataeye dwand kya hota hai? banta- dwand aise jode ko kehte hai jishme hamesha virodh rehta hai, jaise- sukh -dukh, sardi-garmi. santa- pati-patni...
santa- hm pati-patni tamil sekhna chahte hai.. banta- woh kyu? santa- hmne ek tamil bacha goud liya hai. hm sochte hai jab wo bolne lage ushse pehle hm tamil sekh le,,
santa- kya tm mujhe 100rs udhar de sakte ho? banta- nhi mai kisi ko udhar nhi deta.. santa- to nagad hi de do...
santa- radio kabhi newspaper ki jagah nhi le sakta.. banta- kyu? santa- kyuki radio se kabhi aag nhi jalaye ja sakti....
banta- durdarsan wale bore program kyu dekhate hai? santa- kyuki wo bacho ki sehat ka khayal rakhte hai. bore program bache dekhte nhi ishliye jaldi so jate hai...
santa- window sw jaldi kudo,police aa rahi hai.. banta- lakin ye 13th floor hai. santa- ye sagun afsagun sochne ka tym nhi hai,jaldi kudo...
banta- mai apna dimag bilkul change kr liya hai..
santa- apne bahut acha kiya, kyuki apka pehla dimag ghatiya tha...
santa- kaal koi meri patni k purse se 2000rs nikal kr
le gaya..
banta- wo jhuth bol rahi hai purse 1500rs hi the..
santa- paise ka masla nhi hai bas tm ush aadmi ka pata kr do..
santa- kaal papa kuwe mai gir gaye bahut chot lagi bahut
chilla rahe the..
banta- ab wo kaise hai?
santa- thik hi honge kaal se kuwe se koi awaj nhi aaye..
santa- chal race lagate hai, jo harega wo 1000rs dega..
banta- thik hai, pr mujhe rasta nhi pata..
santa- bas tm mere piche- piche rahna.
banta- dhanywad..
banta- sent msg kya hota hai?
santa- kr di na bewkufo wali baat,sent msg ka matlab khusbu wala msg yaar..
santa- tmhari bhaish ne mere sare khet ujad diya hai..
banta- pr mere pas to koi bhaish nhi hai..
santa- mere pass kaunsa koi khet hai?
banta- ap yaha baithe ho apka dost maar gaya hai,ap gaye
kyu nhi?
santa- mai jata magar ushne mujhe bulaya hi nhi...
