‚‚ Funny sardar Jokes - Shadi Jokes ‚‚
Shadi me 1 sardar ne dish pe tissue paper dekh k socha syad ye b khane ki
chiz he,
jaise hi wo khane laga,
4-5 SArdar jor se bole "NA KHA OYE EKDUM FEEKA HE"
‚ Funny sardar Jokes ‚
inspector: jail me kaise aye?
sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha,
inspector: Phir? Sardar: meiny press kar dia.
‚ New sardar Jokes ‚
Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..
‚ Free sardar Jokes ‚
Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga”
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardaro ne mil ker petrol pump khola.1 bhi customer nahi aaya..Kyun..?
Petrol pump was on 1st floor.
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
''SARDAR opened his tiffin on the road''
.
why?
.
Socho
.
Socho
.
jaldi socho
.
jaldi
.
He wanted 2 check ''k mai office ja raha hu k wapas aa raha hu''.
Sardar Become Shayer.... now a shayeri From Sardar Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta
hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai
2 srdar: Wo kaise?
1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL
kharide hai.
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha, train aai, upar likha tha Bombay MAIL,
wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha: Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad
jana
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
:: latest sardar Jokes ::
One day Sardar went to a shop. Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect
jokes on him..
:: latest sardar Jokes ::
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
:: latest sardar Jokes ::
Sardar Train me susu karne gaya.
Wife: Aapka pant gila kaise hua?
Sardar: Waha likha tha- Sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale...
