:: Valentine s Day jokes ::

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.

"Near ones r not dear, Dear ones r not near". It is easy to remember the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones. Happy Valentine Day.

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting

If u r askin if I Need u r the answer is 4Ever If U r askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never If u r askin what I value the Answer is u . if u r askin if I love U the answer is I do.

Love is not how long u"ve been together,
Not how much u"ve given or receive,
Not how many times u"ve helped each other, It"s how u value each other !
Happy Valentine"s Day !

:: Valentine s Day jokes ::

White-silent Blue-cool
Red-reserved pink-lovely
voilet-naughty brown-isolated
orange-hot black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soon my valentine..

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Roses exclusively from a nice person...
"U"
From a simple person...
"ME"
Keep roses until they dry...
Keep my relation until I die...
Happy Valentine's Day !

LOVE is not about whom you have known the longest.. OR Who came first…
OR Who cares the best…
It’s all about WHO CAME & NEVER LEFT.

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

Memories r treasured no 1 can steal.
Parting is heartache no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

:: jokes valentine ::

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forget U, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

Bhigy mosam ka bhiga sa din bhigi si yad bhuli hui baat bhula hua waqt,
wo bhigi c ankhen wo beeta hua sath mubark ho aap ko VALENTINE'S week ki pheli barsaat

Humare bahut hi karib tum aate ho, mere dil ko bahut hi bhate ho,
jab dekhne ko aakh kholta hu to tum nazar hi nahi aate ho

Web best collection of valentines day special jokes, messages, quotes for Girlfriend, beloved that sure make feel special your sweetheart.

You really have no idea how hard it is to force myself to stop thinking about you.
Please reduce my agony by being my Valentine!




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