Mathematics and girlds r similar as they both are complicated but...... maths is better since it has Logic at least....
Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf - nari= paw bhari
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Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari
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Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari..............................boy vs girl
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Solid Beizzati.....
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Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai : Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? .
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Boy : Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke Diya Hai To Ghar Me 500 Rs.
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Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga.... Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai 'Bhootni'
Kahi Ki....
Girl:- main kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun, mujhe bhul
jao. . !
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Boy:-. . . . . . . Na tere aane ki khushi, na tere jaane ka gham, dusri patayenge
tu jaa behen aaj se tera qissa khatam..
Tum kya jano us waqt mere DiL pe kya
guzri thi...............
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DOSTO-
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Jb us ne kaha k ...........
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tum mujse 2 saal chote ho, Didi bola kro........................boy vs girl
jokes
Girl ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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kyun ki
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe
Meri girlfriend boli: mujhe bhul jao meri engagement
ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath...
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Me: chal jo hona tha ho gaya...
Ek iphone bhej dena wahan se...
Suna hai wahan sasta milta hai.
Boy Ne Ek Girl Ko Chhed Diya...
Girl Boli: Kamine, Dum Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil...
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Boy Sochne Laga:
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Kamini, Dhamki Deke Gayi Ya Chance
Ek ladka ek ladki ko dekh ke bola:" waah, kya maal
hai..
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Ladki hansi aur boli:" maal to jhakkass hai..
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Par hai to tere jija ka na kaminey.....................boy vs girl funny jokes
in hindi
Kya time aa gaya hai..
Boys ke liye film bani to
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls ka number aaya to "Ek thi daayan"
Girl's TOP 3 Lines Meaning..
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1. I Miss You (Means:" Time Pass Nahi Ho Raha Hai.
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Tumhare Saath Hi Thoda Time Paas Kar Lu)
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2. I AM Single . (Means : Mera Past BF Bhikhari Ban Gaya.. Ab Tumhari Baari)
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3. Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi (Means : Aur 2, 3 BF Waiting Me The)......................boy
vs girl jokes in english
Boy Teasing A Girl : Ae Chalti Kya?
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Girl : Kaha?
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Boy : Wherever You Say...
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Girl : Ok Lets Go Shopping . . . .
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Boy : Kasam Se Didi Aapke Saath To Na Mazak Karna Bhi Gunaah Hai.
Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears cry.png
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Boys Express Their Feelings Wid sutta & Beers........................boy
vs girl jokes in english
» THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi karungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..
Girl take 100 pic in a day and delete 99.. Uploads the
1 which looks better and says...
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"Aise hi baithi thi aur kisi ne le li"
Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Bethi Thi,.
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20 Min Me,.
Pas Bethe Pappu Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghoot Me Pikar Bola-
Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi...
Gf - kya bat h aj kal meri yad ni ati..
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Bf - jb se facebook chalana suru kiya , rat ki khayi hui sbzi yad ni rhti
, tu kya yad rhegi.
jb koi friend bahut time baad fb pe aata h to old friends
k comments is tarah hote h..
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abe tu zinda h.
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itne din kha tha be
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jail se kb chuta kamine....
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gf ki shadi me gya tha kya ....
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friends kabhi nhi sudhar skte.........................boy vs girl funny jokes
in hindi
Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
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Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day
Dear Facebook..!
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Whenever I Add A Girl,
You Always Ask Me
"Do You Know Her???
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I Just Want To Ask
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Behan Lagti Hai Wo Teri..????......................boy vs girl jokes in english
Boy-I fell in love wit u the minute i saw u. wil u marry
me?
Girl-Hindi me bol muje english na ati
Boy-Aaj shayad barish hogi aisa lag raha hai behen.
Today a Girl came to my book shop and asked: Do u have
the book named : ''Girls are very Intelligent''?
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I replied : "The comedy section is on the Left side, plz go there madam.
To Every girl suffering from many friend's request on
Facebook..!!
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Put Your Real picture
8O% Can get rid of that problem
After Result - Girls Reaction
Ladki 1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91%
Ladki 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar revise karne k Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa
Aa sakte hai Number ??
Ladki 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number
ke saath ,,,
Ladki 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) - sirf 94%?? kahan kami rahgayi ,,..?
After Result - Boys Reaction when they talk to each other
boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar..poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by
grace .. hahahahaha
boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye ... warna To band bajj
gaya tha..hahahahaha
boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai
na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam,
Muje to yakin hi nhi ho raha ki me pass ho gaya,, paper check karne wala devta
tha Devta..
If guys know 1000 ways to lie Then
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Girls know 1001 ways to find it out........................boy vs girl funny
jokes
Every Girl On FB Has Atleast 3 - 4 Unreplied Messages
From Stranger Boys Saying :
"Hi, How Are You?"
"Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?"
"Hi, You Look Very Beautiful"
"Can We Be Friends?"
"Plz Accept My Frnd Request"
"Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked"
When a boy loves truly he behaves like a child!!
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When a girl loves truly she behaves like a mother!....................boy
vs girl funny jokes
Girl 1 : yar ya ladke aapas main kitni gandi baatain
karte hain..
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girl 2 : kitni gandi ??.
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Girl 3 : aray jitni hum aapas mainkarte hain.
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Girl 2 : haye bhagwan itni gandi..............girl vs boys jokes
Jalebi ko girl dish kyun kaha jata hai?
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Kyun ki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti
par hoti bahut sweet hai
fwrd to all jalebees
Chali jati hai aaye din wo beauty parlour mei yu hi,
magar ye baat begum ko kaun samjhayega ki.
Mumkin hi nahi kishmish ka fir se angoor ho jana!
A perfect girl:
Na kabhi tang karti hai,
na kabhi cheekhti chillaati hai,
na kabhi kisi k saath flirt
karti hai,
na kabhi jhoot bolti hai,
na kabhi dhoka deti hai,
na kabhi shaq karti hai,
aur na hi is duniya mein
paayi jaati hai.
A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?
