Cute Girl proposing santa - Tum Mere Sapno Me Khwabo
Me, Jazbaato Me Rahte Ho..!!
Santa: Tumko kisi Ne Bewakuf Bnaya Hai bahen, Mai to "GHAR" Me Rahta
Hu..!!
Pappu-Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Ki Thi
Teacher- Main Ne To Koi Call Nahi Ki
Pappu- To Phir Mere Mobile Pe Kyu Likha Tha
1 Miss call................english funny jokes
1 Moti Aurat ne chor pakda or us k upar baith gai
Nokar se: Ja Police ko bula la
Nokar: Meri Chappal kho gai he
Chor Chillaya: Saale Meri pehen le par Jaldi ja
Santa Ki GrlFrnd Ne Santa Ko Msg Kiya,
'I Miss You'
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya
aur
2 Ghante Baad Reply Kiya,
'I Mr. You'
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill..!!!
Need more???
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U r beautiful.:
santa: yaar jb main mar jau to mere maatam par samne
wale padosiyon ko jarur bulana.
banta: kyon?
santaa: yaar, us ghr ki aurten laash se lipt-lipt kr roti hain.
Very funny Virgin Rumor
Santa was curious, he asked his friend Banta: "Was your wife a virgin when
you married her?
Puzzled Banta replied, "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Usne mere dil mei apni jagah bna li,
maine bhi uski tasveer apne dil mei chhipa li,
:
wo mujhse apne aap ruth gyi.
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Aur humne bhi
:
uski chhoti bahen fasaa li
Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Raha Tha.
Ye Dekh Kar Santa Hasne Laga,
Banta: Wo Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhag Raha Hai
Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho,
Santa: Bhagne De Charger To Mere Paas Hai.
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!
Boy-:mai tumhare liye sab kuch chhod dunga.
girl-maa-baap?
Boy -:haan
girl-: Apne Dost?
Boy-:haan
girl-:Daru??
Boy-: Didi ghar jao Apke papa pareshan ho rahe honge....................english
funny jokes
GF-HaM BaHuT BaDNaaM Ho CHuKe H
Ab HaMe SHaDi KaR LeNi ChAHiYe
BF-LeKiN ItNi BaDNaaMi K BaaD
TuMSe SHaDi KaReGa KoN
Santa:Give me one room with double-bed.
Hotel Manager: But Sir, you seem to be alone.
Santa: Yes. But I am married and I wish to enjoy silence from the other side
of the bed!
Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Shutup!
Pappu: I like you!
Girl: Shutup!
Pappu: I miss you!
Girl: Shutup!
Pappu: You are really pretty!
Girl: Really?
Pappu: SHUTUP!
Aajkal ki Girls ki dress-
Yaha se Less
Waha se Less
Kabhi Sleeveless
Kabhi Backless
or koi Ladka Ghoor K dekhe to
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS
