Cheese is Cheez;
But Better is Butter.
If you forget me;
I'll throw you in a Gutter!
I hate you because you're
F: Frightening
R: Repulsive
I: Impolite
E: Embarrassing
N: Nasty and
D: Disgusting
And I love you also for the same reason as you're my dear friend!......................funny
friendship jokes in english
Think Big
Think Positive
Think Smart
Think Beautiful
Think Great
I know that is too much for you; So here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!.................funny friendship jokes
Do you know you're a BITCH.
B: Beautiful
I: Intelligent
T: Talented
C: Cute and
H: Hilarious
So you're smiling now, BITCH!
Friends are like mirrors as they are our reflections.
You're damn lucky as I am quite good looking!...............................funny
friendship jokes in english
Yeh Awaaz Pehchano:
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Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
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Maine Awaaz Pehchanne Ko Kaha Tha, Nikalne Ke Liye Nahi!..........................funny
friendship jokes in hindi
If some day I praise you for your:
1. Good looks
2. Nature
3. Style or
4. Attitude
Please don't believe me, as I might be drunk!
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is
a blessing.
Thanks for being my bosom friend!
In this cruel world, it is very difficult to find friends
with a beautiful heart, worldly wisdom, attractive personality and stylish
looks. So
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learn to value me!
You are very special to me. I don't want to lose a friend
like you.
I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you
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jump from one tree to another!
The nominees for the best friend are
You.
You..
You again...
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And the winner is
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Me
Because I have 'You'!
Dear friend,
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom;
And without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs YOU after all!
Sharaab Bani To Maikhane Bane;
Husn Bana Toh Deewane Bane;
Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Mein;
Yu Hi Toh Nahi...
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Pagal Khaane Bane!
God has its own way of keeping everything in balance. That's why he made me your friend. So never mind, if you're ugly and stupid!
Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar
tha.
Dekho gussa mat karo kyounki jab tum gussa karte ho to
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Lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai!
God created ME to be your friend. He picked me out from
all the rest because he knows I am well one of the Best.
AHEM!! Don't argue with God now!
Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai Na De.
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Koi Manzil,
Koi Dost,
Yeh Koi Apna Dikhai Na De..
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Then call me, Main Tumhe "Eye Specialist" Ke Paas Le Chalunga!..........................funny
friendship jokes in hindi
Beautiful Lines for best friend ever:
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
Next time, I'll send you beautiful circles!
Aapko.
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Hum sirf aapko..
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Aur aapko...
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Arre aapko....
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Haan Haan Aapko.....
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Baba Aapko Aapko, only Aapko aur kisi ko nahi......
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Bas Aapko, Hamesha tang karenge!................................funny friendship
jokes in hindi
You're Cute
You're Hot
You're Sweet
You're Intelligent
You're Amazing
You're Perfect
And I am liar!
Don't believe that every sweet person in your life will
remain the same; because even the best chocolate has an expiry date.
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Me?
Don't worry, I'm like a fine wine, no expiry date - the older the tastier!
Can I take your picture? I simply love taking wild life photography!
Please answer only in 'Yes' or 'No'.
Does your family members know that you're
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INSANE?
Today's thought:
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Don't always depend on my thoughts. Try to think of your own, sometimes!
Jab bhi aapko lage ki ab hum aapke achche dost nahi rahe
to...
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Ek khinch kar chanta maarna apne gaal par.
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