Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...
Santa Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....
Santa to Jeeto: Dekho ji, Mehnat Humne Kiya aur Naam Kisi aur Ka............funny
jokes for friends
Santa Ne Khansi Ki Mareez Ko, Motion hone Ki Dawa De
Di.
Banta:Tune Motion Ki Dawai Kyun Di?
Santa:Abhi Wo Khansne Se Pehle 100 baar Sochega.
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
New style of proposing a girl- "I've spent many
sleepless nights in ur luv &
I don't want my son to do d same for ur daughter.. So lets make them Brother
& Sister..
Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya
Mechanic : Praji, Exide Ki Daal Doon ?
Santa : Nahin Yaar, Dono Side Ki Daal De, Warna Phir Problem Hogi.
Santa Asked A Doctor:Doodh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota Hai?
Doctor:Han Hota Hai.
Santa :Chal Jhoote, Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Kyun Hota Hai?..........................funny
jokes jokes for friends
Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
.
.
Bcoz
.
.
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!!
Santa's dad gave him a gun on wedding night & said:
Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
Sardar Ke Ghar Chor Agaya, Chor Sardar ko dekhke Bhaga.
Sardar Bhagta Bhagta Chor Se Bhi Agge Nikal Gya aur bola
Ek To Chori Upar se Sadde Naal Race lagaiyan
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: when u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: thank god! My husband is safe!
Police : Tumhara Dost Kaise Mara?
Sardar : Pata Nahi Wo Bola, Mere Pet Me Chuhe Kud Rahe Hain. To Maine Usko
Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa Khila Di
Santa Ko Invitation Mila Ke, Party Mein RED Tie Pehan
Ke Aani Hai
Sardar Party Mein Pahuncha to Dekha, Ke Logon Ne Pant Shirt Bhi Pehni Hui
Thi
Taxi Wala:Sir Sorry, Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya
Tha
Santa:Oyye Praji Koi Gal Nai Mai. Bhi Apna Batwa Bhul Gaya Hu!.................funny
jokes jokes for friends
Santa - heart ke operation ko Bypass kyun kehte hain??
Banta - Oye simple hai!, agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS! Warna hamesha
k liye BYE!!!
In an aeroplane Santa was trying to snatch the headphone
from the Pilot
Pilot:What r u doing?
Santa:Ticket Hum Dein, Aur Gaane Tu Akela Sune!
I like you very Much
Because,you r very
.
Sentimental friend
.
Yes,
.
1% Senti
&
99 % Mental.!!!
Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-
1. Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.
2. jokes Muskura k Padhega.
3. Neeche Mat Padhna..-
.
Jo Kaam Mana Karo,
bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.
After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;
Santa standing below a tubelight with an open mouth
WHY??
Coz his doctor advised him, "Pet me dard hai to aaj light khana"..............funny
jokes for friends
Santa-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nahi aayi .. Upper
berth mili thi!
Banta-To exchange karna tha!
Santa- Kaise karta? Neeche ki seat khali thi
KBC me Amitabh to Santa - Wat's ur father's name?
Santa khamosh baitha raha
Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye!
Santa- Sir, apne option hi nahi dia!!
Santa 1st time plane mein baitha!
Plane runway pe chal raha tha ..
Tabhi Santa ne Pilot ko thappad mara aur bola-
"Mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by-road ja raha hai.."
santa - yaar i'm going ka kya matlab hota hai batao?
banta - mai ja raha hu...............!
santa - thik hai par matlab to batake jao...!
Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki,
kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese?
Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai..........funny jokes for friends
Santa apni 6 months ki Baby ki aawaz record kar raha
tha.
Banta ne puchha iska kya karoge?
Santa: Jab ye badi ho jayegi to ise suna kar iska matlab puchhunga.
Santa ke truck ke pichey likha tha, "chota parivar
sukhi parivar"
aur uske nichey
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa
di gaddi!!
Santa: yaar tum subah se mitti khod rahe ho,kya baat
hai?
Banta: kuch nahi yaar, Dada ji ne kaha ke, maine unka naam mitti me mila dia
hai. Bas wohi dhoond raha hoon.
Santa:Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti
hai.
Banta:Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai, mera ghar itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre
kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.
American:We first landed in Moon
Russian:We first landed in Venus
Santa:We first landed in Sun
American:You cant. Its too hot there
Santa: So what? We landed at Night
Santa : yaar meri biwi mere dost ke saath bhag gayi
banta : bahut yaad aati hogi uski fir
santa : haan yaar bahut accha dost tha mera
