Dil mera manta nhi ise pyar ho gaya hai.
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Koi nyi bat nhi kyi bar ho gaya hai.
Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti
plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!
SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he said, "It's
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"Kaafi with Karan"!
Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!
Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George - he is on both side of the coin!
Pal Pal Ka Intazar
Hume Behaal Kar Deta Hai..
Sanam..
Na Jane
Tuje Kab Fursat MiLegi
Hume Yaad Karne Ki.!!
Santa is taking a woman home after their first date.
When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?
A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist,
"Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it. I can never remember that word."
1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.
Jhooth Bolna..
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
'Anivaarya'
Aur
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
MAARG'
Best T-shirt Quote:
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"i don't need a girlfriend..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"
1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
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1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
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Point To Be Noted.
Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega or world record banayega
Saare News channel Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh de!
Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai?
Waiter: 50 Rs.
Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50ps hai
Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir
The Most Heart Touching Thought:
"Lash Paani Par Kyun Tairti Hai"
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Q Ki Dubne Ke Liye Zindagi Chahiye..!!
Will you go out with me?
(a) Yes
(b) a
(c) b
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile!
Jeeto to Preeto, "You look different today".
Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.
Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?
Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!
Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi.
Most men have one...
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Ziddi!
Real fact of everyones life:
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"A lot of truths are said in a Joke".
Santa To Bill Gates:Tussi Bade Pagal Ho.
Bill Gates:How? Santa:Surname Gates Rakha Hai.
Aur Bussiness Windows Ka Karte Ho?
Call KarNe WaLo Ko FanSi Di JaYeGi
MissCall KarNe WaLoKo GoLi MarDi JaYegi
Aap mat Daro AapTo jokes Bhi NaHi KarTe
Aapki To AarTi UtaRi JaYegi
Arz kiya hai. . . . .
Dil dena hai dan mai.. . . . .
Wah wah
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Are sun to lo dil dena hai dan mai. . .
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Hai koi achi ladki apke jan pechan mai. . .
Classic Insult:
Teacher: Tum log roz 8 ghante soya karo.
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Student : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke
liye hota hai! =))
Golu: papa agar apko 10 & 5 rs raste me
pade mile to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa: 10rs ka
son : isliye aap per joke bante h
2no le lo!!
