Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya
Santa confidently answered- Sir
1-SMOKING
2-DRINKING.........latest hindi funny jokes
Ek Akalmand Insan Ne Bewkoof Se Puchha, 
Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkoof Kyun Kehti Hai?
Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do?
Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly
Where Iz Ur Heart?
(All Boys Shouted Loudly)
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In Girls Hostel !!!
Teacher smiled And said very slowly: Mera Bhi
Pappu : Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko
bacchaya
Santa : Waah Bhai .!!!
Par kaise .?
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Pappu :-
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Self Control Bhai....
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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. Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haanbol tu kaun
hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai.......latest
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Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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"Early to bed and early to rise.."
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Student: "This Man has no interest in his wife.."
Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon ko milte hain
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1 Jungle main ghomta hua white hathi.
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2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi...
1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha aur Bar-Bar
bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utr jao..."
Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k 1 zor se thappad laga diya...
Bachha thodi der ro k chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utrna hai utr jao ."
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min late ho gayi hai.
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1 ladki pull k uper se chalang
laganey hi wali thi ke...
1 bike wala uske pas aa kar ruka
or
bola k agr tm sucide karney ja hi rhi
ho
to ek bar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao.
wo larki tyar ho gai
phir
itni lambi or gehri kiss di usney
larkay ko k wesi kiss
larkay ne pahley kabi nhi li ksi se,
phir
usne larki se sucide karne ki wajah
puchi to larki ne kaha.
Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k
mai larki ban kar ghumu
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Mera naam Munna Prasad hai........latest hindi funny jokes
Classic Insult !!
Lecture Was Going On..
Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.
Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya?
His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein
Chalne Ki Aadat Hai
Sexy Girl Goes 2 Dr with mom
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Girl- Medical checkup karana hai.
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Dr- sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao.
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Girl- mera nahi, mummy ka
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Dr- Mataji Jeebh dikhaiye...........new funny jokes collection
Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mobile nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai
Honey/Darling/My Love
He was shoked 2 see d name
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RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...!!fresh funny jokes collection!
Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman
ko loose motion ho jaye.
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Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega? . . .
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Doctor saab subah se unlimited
outgoing chal rahi hai,
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Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai,
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pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,
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Thoda b recharge karta hu to
5 min me discharge ho jata hai,
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meharbani karke ye scheme
band kar doh
after marriage:
1st 3 years ------perfumes,
flowers,chocolate, strawberry, grapes....
After 3 yrs-------baby powder,
johnsons cream & lotions, baby oils
after 15yrs-------zandubalm, vicks, iodex, Moov Spray
after 40 yrs------- agarbatti
While abroad, Santa's family were invited to someone's
place for dinner.
Pappu: Papa, I don't like the holes in the cheese.
Santa: Eat the cheese and leave the holes!
Santa: I'm going to watch "Mission Impossible"
tonight.
Banta: Is it on Cable today?
Santa: Not the film. I just bought my wife some slim fit jeans and I'm going
to make her try them on.
Santa: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
Banta: Why not?
Santa: I don't like to interrupt her.
