~ mobile jokes in hindi ~
2 Machar Bate Kr Rahe The
1st-Mai Doctor Banuga,
2nd-Mai Engineer Banuga,
Itne Me 1 Aurat Ne MORTIN Jala D,
Machar Bole- Saali Ne Career hi Khatam Kar Diya
Customer - Tumhri dukan mithai ki h to tume dil nai krta
mithai khane ko 
Santa-Karta to bohut hai bt papa rasgulle gin k jate h so chus k rakh deta
hu!
Pota - dadi aap kaun
Kaun"se Mulk ghumi he?
Dadi - beta"pakistan,
Hindustan aur
Afganistan
Pota- ab"kaunsa Ghumogi?
Piche"se dada Bola - Qabristan
Roye wo iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar..
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K laash khud uth kar boli,
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Le TU MARJA PEHLE,,,
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Badtameez uper hi chada ja raha hai itni Garmi me.
Boy- apne skul ki sunata hu ek prem kahani ek toper ti
ldki jo ti percentage ki rani
Fr
Fr
Fr kya hmne ptali aur fail ho gai maharani!!
Garmi bahut hai- 
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Fresh FROOTY ka dabba bheja hai..
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Just for u
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Khali hai..!
Phoonk maar kr "pataka" bja lena. Hawa ayegi.
Duniya bhar k doctors ki team ne research
kiya
Or is nateeje
pe pohche
k
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jokes krne se Khubsurti kam nahi hoti.
Ameer ka bachcha:-
Papa aaj bht grmi h..
Papa:- Hm aaj he A/C lagwa lenge.
Ghareeb ka bacha:-
PAPA aj kitni grmi h..
PAPA: Chal tujhe Gnja karwa deta hun.
Girl- Kal Papa ne muje mere Boyfrnd k sath Bike pe jate
hue dekh liya
Frnd- Fir.??
Girl- Fir kya,Rat ko Papa ne auto ke paise waps mang liye.!
Khafa Ho ya Koi Gam Hai Number Kho Gaya ya Balnce kam Hai Bhejo Sms JokesAgar Dam Hai ya fir Maan Gaye Ke Sms JokesKe BADSHAH King Sirf Hum Hai.
~ mobile jokes in hindi ~
Zindgi me hr dum HASTE raho,
Hasna zindgi ki jarurat h,
Zindgi ko is ANDAZ me jiyo k,
Mano aisa lge apko takdir ki nhi
Takdir ko apki jarurat he.
Rishte Ban Jate Hai Anjane Mein Par Taqlif Hoti Hai Nibhane
Mein,
Ruthne Wale To Pal Bhar Me Ruth Jate Hai aur Umar Gujar Jati Hai Unhe Manane
mein...
Mirza Galib :
" Umra bhar Galib yahi Bhool Karta raha,
Dhool Chehre pe thi, aur Aina saaf karta raha".
Maine uska chehra thappad mar mar k lal kar diya.
qki Usne hi kaha tha thappad se dar nhi lgta sahab,pyar se lgta h
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Humse dialogbazi......
Teacher:Tum Ro Q Rahe Ho?
Ladka:Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti He
Aur Papa Unko Billi,
Mujhe Samajh Nhi Aata Ki Mai Pilla Hu
Ya Billa..
