santa: kon se caste ke log ache naagrik hote hai? 
Banta: baniye
Santa: woo kese
Banta: Har jagah likha hota h, desh ke aache naagrik baniye, Deshbhakt baniye........................santa
banta hindi chutkule
What is a RACE???
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A real race is when you are trying to
finish off the Paani Poori before the
Paani Poori boy puts the next one
into the plate!
Sexiest message on Girl's T-shirt-
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Sirf sochne se nahi,
Sirf dekhne se nahi,
Kuch karne se bada hota hai...
aur khada hota hai...
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INSAAN.
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Apni soch apne pas rakho,,
Delhi Guy impressing his GF..
Mere baap k aage sab katori leke khade hote hai!.
GF- Achaa...! kaun hai tumhara baap?
Boy- Golgappe wala...
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!......................santa banta funny chutkule in hindi
Sir - Pani mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar ke NaamBtao?
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Santa - mendhak
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Sir - 4 aur btao
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Santa - uski Mummy , Uske papa , uski Bahen aur Uski Item......................santa
banta funny chutkule in hindi
India ke aadhe Ameer zaade apne baap ko nahi jaante...
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They just keep Asking others :
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"Tu jaanta hai mera Baap kaun hai?"
Safety Tip for Winters !!
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Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water...
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& throw water on d mirror& say- " Ahaa.....Nahaa liye!! "
70 ways to make a woman happy;
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1. Shopping
And the rest is 69.........
Dhoom 1, Dhoom 2, Dhoom 3 are not movie series...
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They are'Rajiv Gandhi Rojgar Yojna'
for Abhishek Bachhan and Uday Chopra..
Arz kia hai
Aey sardi
itna na itra.....
Agr
himmat hai to...
June mai aa..
In a grammar class:
teacher- "he does not like girls"
...what is 'he' in this sentence.....??
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Student- gay......!!!
Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand.
Preeto: Why are you standing here?
Banta: I am going for a 'Shikaar'.
Preeti: Toh Jao Na.
Banta: Kaise Jaon, Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai!.....................santa banta
hindi chutkule
Mujrim ne apne Santa vakeel ko kaha:
koshish karna umar qaid ho phansi na ho
Santa : tum chinta mat karo
court ke baad mujrim kya hua?
Snata : bahut mushkil se umar qaid karwai,
adalat to riha kar rahi thi.......................santa banta majedar hindi
chutkule
