Emotional atyachar
Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kiya
or
kaha
mere ghar me koi nahi hai
boyfriend uske ghar gaya
or
sach me koi nahi tha tala laga tha....................sms funny...
Do U Know The Advantage Of Love Marriage...??
Nahi Na Chal Mai Btata Hu...
.
Suhag Raat Wale Din,
Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota...!!
Na Sardi Na Jukham
Na Namste Na Salam
Subha Hote Hi Hmara Sbse Pahla Kam
1 Pyara Sa Sms JokesAap K Naam
Bole To Subah Ka RAM-RAM .
Good Morning...
Santa and Banta went out to dine and ordered 2 drinks.
They then took their sandwiches from their lunch boxes and started to eat.
Seeing this, the waiter told them, "Sorry, but you can't eat your own
sandwiches in here!"
Santa and Banta looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and exchanged
their sandwiches.
Ek ladka scooty par ja raha tha .
scooty ka tyre bhains k goobar per chale gaye
Pass he kuch ladkiya khadi the
Uhno ni taliya baja kar bola : happy birthday to you.
Tho ladka bola happy birthday bol ne si kuch nahi hoga
Cake to khana padega...........funny jokes on girls
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai.
Har Paper Me Zero Aaya Hai.
Hum To Yuhi Chale Jaate Hai
Bina Muh Dhoye Exam Dene.
Aur Log Kehte Hai
"Saala Rat Bhar Padh K Aaya Hai" _____ very funny exam jokes 2013
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Kaun kehta hai Hawa free ki hoti hai? 
Kabhi LAYS ka 10 rupay wala chips khareed k dekho,
7 rupay ki hawa
Aur 3 rupay k chips hota h........latest jokes to share with friends, pal
We have imaginary farms, cities and animals; we cook
fake food; we poke people; and we even write on walls.
Isn't Facebook a mental hospital and we all as its members, its patients?
Apne India Me Garmi Tab Tak Nahi Aati...
.
.
Jab Tak Tv. Pe Dermi CooL Ka Add Nahi Aata..!!
Chubhti JaLti Garmi...........sms funny
Sir:Aj pehli bar tm clas me baten kr rahy ho, hamesha
tm nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy.
Kia hua tmhe? Stdnt: Sir aj mera jokes packg khtm hogya hai
Santa Introduces His Family :-
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH
Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi..............Jokes.........
Santa k truck k pichhe likha tha
"chhota pariwar sukhi pariwar"
aur uske niche
"sonu,monu,chinki,pinki,tinu, te guddi
de papa ki gaddi":
Pulse polio team ghar aai.
Santa to wife: Bandooq or Kartoos kaha hai !!??
Team bhagi, Piche se Santa ne awaj di,Ruko
oye ruko 'Ye humare bacchon ke naam hai..!!!' ...................Hindi jokes
funny.......
LISTEN and SILENT are two words having the same Alphabets.
Amazingly both are meant for Husbands!
BOY: Wow.....
You Look So Perfect
With Incredible Body
And Flower Like Skin.
What Do You Use?
GIRL: Adobe Photoshop!!!!
