Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya 
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
"Lover" is like "Paanipuri". Always
tasty. 
"Girl friend" is like "Pizza". Hot and spicy.
And "Wife" is like "khichadi"... No other option but gud
for health.
:: funny jokes in hindi ::
Santa was travelling in a train! A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't
get up..
Santa shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!"....
:: funny jokes in hindi ::
Do sardar bank lotne gaye 
per gun bhol gaye
phir bhi bank loot liya.
kaise ?
Bank manager bhi sardar tha
bola: Kal yad se gun dikha jana..
10 Saal Baad
Girl Boy Ko Dekh Kar-
Kya Mast Maal Hai
Maa Baap Ne Kaha Chupa Rakha Tha
Muje IsKa No Chahiye
Boy Sharmate Hue
ApKe Ghar Baap Bhai Nai He Kya
Meri zindgi Per
Hai Tere Pyar ka
Saaya. .
Wah Wah Wah. .
Meri zindgi Per
Hai tere Pyar ka
Saaya. .
Jani 5 Minute
ruk Mai toilet
kar k aaya.
Aapki kashish sarfarosh hai
Aapka nasha yu madhosh hai
kya kahe tumse Ae dost Jis pagal
kutte ne aapko kata Wo ab tak behosh hai
Santa ki maa: 20 saal tk meri koi aulaad nahi huyi 
Media: Fir apnr kya kiya
Maa: fir main 21 saal ki huyi to papa ne meri shadi karadi
"fir jake santa Huwa"
:: funny jokes in hindi ::?
Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
:: Sms Jokesin Hindi ::
Agar muhabbat nahi thi to bata
diya hota
Teri ek chup ne meri zindagi
tabah kar di......
Yadein Teri Bhi , Tere Jaisi Hain...
In Ko bhi Aata Hai Bus Rula Daina.
Uss morr se shuru karein Aa phir se ZINDGI,,
Jahan har shay haseen thi aur hum tum AJNABI..!
:: Sms Jokesin Hindi ::
Khull Jaata Hai Uss Ki Yaadon Kaa
Baazar subha subha,
Bus Mera din issi Ronaq Mein
Guzar Jaata Hai..!
Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay
Esha nahin kay aap humein yaad nahin aate
Mana ka jahaan kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey
Par jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay…
Nikle hum dunia ki bheer mai tu pata chala
Ki her wo shaks akela hai jis ne ‘MUHABBAT” ki hai..!
Muddat Se Jin Ki Aas Thi Wo Mile Bhi To Kuch Youn Mile
Hum Nazar Utha Kar Tarap Uthe..
Wo Nazar Jhuka Kar Guzar Gaye..
:: Sms Jokesin Hindi ::
Jub bhe likhta hoon apne dard ki kahani
Meray aansoo meri tehreer meta deitay hain
