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A Chinese Kid Was Born Before The Due Date...
So His Parents Named Him.
Suddenly......................top 10 funny jokes | top
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Santa went to court
judge: "order ! Order !"
santa: "1 pizza, 2 dosa, 3 idli & 1 cold-drink !"
judge: "shut up !"
santa: "no, no..7-up!...............top 10 funny jokes in english
Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!.....................top 10 funny jokes
Tiger- ye saale discovery wale bahut tang karte h..!
Monkey- kya hua??
Tiger- arey koi privacy nahi rahi, phir kehte hai tiger kam ho rahe h........................top
10 funny jokes in hindi
Santa helmet pehankar bahar nikla,
to poloce ne kaha :- nikal 50 rs.
Santa :- abe maine helmet pehni to hai.
Police :- abe par scooter kaha hai?.
Aap chale gye to baag se titliyan chali gayi.
Phool murjha gaye
patte jhad gaye.
Ab aur mat satao..
Garden mein pani dena hai,
kaam par laut aao..!!................................funny jokes in shayari
in hindi
Kya apki life bahot boring hai,
Agar Haan
To type kijiye
I love space
Lover name
Or
Send kare apne papa ko
Kassam se life me hungama mach jaayega...!!!!...............................jokes
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Kidnaper: teri biwi mere kabze me h
sboot k taur par uski,
do ungliya bhijwa rha hu,
santa:sabut pakka nahi he,
mundi bhej mundi.
Ek chinese couple ki marriage hue
Pehle 2 Bache ho gaye
Ab socho wo apne bacho ka
Nam kya rakhege...???
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(1)Jo hua (2) So hua
Girl to Boy: Wat r u doing?
Boy: I was working with Times of India
N other big newspapers,
Bt then I left the job.
Girl: Kyo?
Boy: chhod yaar,
Kaun subha subha 5 baje uthake
Sabke ghar akhbaar daalne jaye............................new latest funny
jokes in hindi
Patni: sunte ho
padoswale guptaji ki beti ko
maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
Pati: are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
Patni: woh humara beta laya hai!!
The most cordial, happy and successful married life is
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"Yet to be seen"!..........................funniest joke jokes in
english
Srdar ne apni bhabhi ko khub pita,,!
Jb logo ne pucha- q?
Sardar- mai jis se b pu6ta hu tera phone busy q tha?
Hr koi kehta h
'teri bhabi' se bat kr raha tha
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi...................... funny jokes
in shayari in hindi
Bihari boy to a girl- "phone no debu ho..??"
girl-"tamiz se baat kro."
boy-"my dear with due respect i would like to say that phone no. Debu
ka..??!!!!"
Boss office girl se: "Tum itny short kapry kyun
pahanti ho"
Girl: "Sir jitni payment milti hai us mein itny hi kapry aty hain"
Boss: "Aaj se tumhari pay band"
Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth.
Pappu: If you marry me, you wouldn't be taking that risk!
Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars + Moon = A romantic night.
Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather.
You + Your smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya!..........................indian funny
jokes
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Bhais bheji h roj 10 ltr Dudh deti h
5 Ltr P K sehat bnao
5 Ltr bech k balance dalwa lo or jokes kro............................indian
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Santa market mein jalebi bech raha tha: ''aloo le lo
aloo''
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. Banta: par tu to jalebi bech raha hai...
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Santa: chup kr saale varna makhiya aa jaygi........................indian
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Jis Train me cute cute Girls ,
safar karti ho us Train ko Kya
Kahoge.? Socho?
Socho?
Socho?
Socho na?
Simple yaar.. MAAL GADI.
