Height of responsibility, 
1 aadmi library me jakar..
suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..?
Librarian ghurte huye
waapis karne koun aayega ?
Enrich your general knowledge which is longest toilet
in d world?
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Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan!..............best funny jokes in english
What a contradiction?
If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
But if husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and
happy!
Best, Bindaas Advice- .
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Patni Agar Pati Ko Naukar Samjhe
To Pati Ko Kya Karna Chahiye?
Zyada Kuch Nahi,
Pati Ko Do Char Ghar Aur Pakad Lene Chahiye............husband wife jokes
Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Santa: If you aim it well enough!.................short funny jokes in english
Wen I 1st heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg
heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi.
I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine!.......bollywood jokes
Teacher to santa-
isko hindi mei translate karo "she is kidding"
santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola
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woh bache de rahi hai ..
Beautiful quote of the day
There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different....................new funny jokes in english
Girls want attention and women want respect;
But men want both.
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No... No... No...
Not attention and respect.
Both they want both ... Girls and Women!................very funny jokes in
english
1 Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai.
Doctor : zeher phel gya h katni paregi.
3din bad 2sri b neeli hogai.
Doctor : ye b katni paregi zehar kafi phel gya
2no kaat k plastic ki tangen lga den
8 din bad plastic ki tangen b neeli ho gæn.
Doctor : Ab smjh aya, tmhari dhoti ka rang utarta hai, preshani ki koi bat
nhi.
The leading cause of obesity is
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"Free home delivery"!
Petrol to tab hi sasta hoga
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Jab use china wale nikalenge...
Nepali: saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega?
Salesman: pata nahi
Nepali: saab ji tv me ad to isi dukan ka hai
Salesman: yaar, sham singh nahi, samsung hai!
A husband in a book store:
Do you have this book:
"Man, The master of Woman!"
Sales Girl: The fiction department,
Is on the 1st floor, Sir...................very funny jokes in english
