He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Read each word reversely:
A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM
TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP
EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS
NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
Whats the date today ? =D
Really
Truely
Hardly
impossible to make u FOOL
COS u r
FOOL PROOF
Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sare hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sare hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai
Mujhe ap ki ak baat pata laghi hai,
Zara free ho ker call kerna
Okay
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.
.
Sub ko forward kerO, dakhna kitna loog 'FOOL' bante hain, April Fool
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Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.
Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!
Punjabi April fool jokes
Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,
Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C.
Oye April Fool
Read each word from right side.
A
suomaf
rotcod
dlot
em
taht
ylno
latnem
stneitap
evah
eht
tnelat
ot
daer
egassem
neve
s’tI
nettirw
ylesrever
and
You’ve proved it…!
