Deepawali mein deepo ka didar
    Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hazaar.
    
    “Happy Diwali” 
:: Cute jokes for Diwali ::
    
    Diwali Ki Light
    Karay Sab Ko Delight
    Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
    Dhoom Machao All Night
    Happy Diwali!!
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life 
    Peace, 
    Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. 
    Happy Diwali 
Sukh sampada aapke jivan mein aaye,
    Laxmi ji aapke ghar mein saamye,
    Bhool kar bhee aap ke jivan main,
    Aage kabhi bhee ek dukh na aaye…
Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga,
    Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga,
    Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
    Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye
    Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
Happy Diwali Sms Jokesin Advance
    Jagmag Jagmag jalte ye sunder deep,
    Charon taraf roshni hi roshi ho,
    Meri hai duha yahee,
    Honto par aapki hardam hansi hee hansi ho…
    Happy Diwali 2013
Amitabh - Mere Paas Rocket Hai, 
    Shurli Hai, 
    Chakri Hai, 
    Murga Bumb Hai, 
    Anaar Hai, 
    Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? 
    
    Shashi Kapoor - 
    Mere Paas 
    
    MAA...Chis Hai! 
Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai,
    Dosti ki ye dunia diwani hai,
    dosto ke bina jindgi bekar hai,
    dosto se hi to jindgi me bahar hai…
    Happy Diwali 2013
Muskarte hanste deep tum jalana,
    Jivan main nai khushiyon ko lana,
    Dukh dard apne bhool kar,
    Sabko gale lagna, sabko gale lagna…
    Happy Diwali 2013
Lal Galabi RANG hay, Jhoom rha SANSAR, Suraj ke Kirne 
    Khushiyon ke BAHAR,
    Chand ki Chandni, Apnon ka Pyar, Mubarak ho Apko DIWALI ka tahwar.... 
 Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
    deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
    Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,
  Mai Apna Mann Sirf 
    Puja 
    Archana 
    Aarti 
    Shradha 
    Bhawana Me H Lagana 
    Chahta Hu 
    Apke Pados Me Koi 
    Rehti Ho To Batao
  This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:
    
    C-Care 
    A-Affection 
    S-Smiles 
    H-Hugs
    
    * HAPPY DIWALI *
This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting 
    Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD ect.
    Avoid last day rush. Send now!
Aai aai diwali aai,
    Saath me kitni khushiyan layi,
    Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
    Aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai.
    Happy Diwali.
Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
    Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
    Sankaton ka nash ho,
    Har dil pe aapka raj ho,
    Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
    Wish you a very Happy Diwali!
Deepawali ke is subh avsar par
    Meri subhkamnaye kabool kijiyega,
    Khusi ke is mahool mein
    Humko bhi samil kijiyega.
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness 
    and Good Health.
    Happy Diwali
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    GREETING 4 you.
    Kindly open it....
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    ( HAPPY (
    ( DIWALI (
 Khub meete meete pakwan khaye,
    sehat me char chand lagaye,
    log to sirf chand par gaye hai
    aap us se bhi upar jaye,
    Diwali par hamari yahi hai shubhkamnaye
On this Diwali festival, may you be blessed with 
    Hrithik's six pack body;
    Salman's perennial youth;
    Saif's eye for freshness;
    Shah Rukh's sense of humour;
    Aamir's dedication for excellence;
    And Amitabh's continuous rising success! 
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    ----;-)P
    -----;-)Y
    ------;-)DI
    -------;-)WALI
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    *! + HAPPY + !*
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    *! DIWALI !*
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