chuhe ko billi lagi gori.dono milne lage chori-chori chuhabola-"O gori aao khele aankh micholi"billi chuhe ko maar ke khagayi aur boli-"I hate luv story"
Are Diwano Muje Pehchano Kaha se Aaya Mai hu kon?
Mai hu kon?
Maihu Mai hu?
Are upar inbox me naam nahi dekhe kya?
Gabr:Are O samba ye kaun log hain jo Sms Jokeska jawab nahidete
re?
Samba:Sardar ye wo log hain jo MISSED CALL karne ke baad v balance Check karte
hai.
Boy...mom ye girlfriend
kya hoti hai..??
Mom...bete jab
tum bde ho jaoge
aur ache ladke bnoge
tab tumhe b ek milage.
Boy...agar m acha ladka
nhi bna to??
Mom..to bahut sari milengi...
AGAR AAP APNE SARE PAPO SE MUKTI CHAHTE HO TO YE MANTAR
100BAR BOLO,,
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TWINKLE-TWINKLE TITLE STAR "SONU" HAMAR SUPER STAR
AB 99 BAR BOLO......
bihari boy to a girl-hamar sath date par chalbu ka???
girl-tamiz se baat baat karo.
boy-my dear with due respect i would like to say that hamar sath date par
chalbu ka??
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartano Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kr Maanjhnaa!
Oye Mil Gya,Mil Gya, Mil Gya,Haa-Haa Mil Gya,Balle-BalleMil
Gya,Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna kaam chod k mera Sms Jokespdhnewala “Bewakuf” Mil Gya…
Taas khelne baithe to "don" hai hum .
acting kare to "james bond" hai hum
ab to pehchan lo
"kaun" hai hum
msg ki duniya k
TEES MAAR KHAN hai hum
Raabri: Suniye ji, dahi jamane ko english me kya bolu?
Lalu: The milk was sleeping in the night, and early in the morning it becomes
tight
2 pigs eating potty!
1 pig-yar hum potty khate he.koi humara v to potty khata hoga?
2 pig-Thuu Thuu! Khane ke waqt pe aisi baat Mat Kiya kar
Namaskar ! Jago balak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snanpurn kar k, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan pr nikal pado.
Madam boy se- kaha h copy, kaha h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?
Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen
KID-Papa agr apko pata chale ki me 1st Divison pas hua
to apko kaisa lagega?
PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.
KID-Bs isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!
2 Lover Park Me Bethe APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Dal K
Ladki Srma K-Tum Itna Ghur K Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
Ladka-Thoda-2 Kha 'BHUKI'
Jo hamesa se milta aaya hai wo repet kar dunga,
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