:: New Jokes ::
Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat manoge
Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge
Kiss nhi karoge..
Boyfriend- behen tu ghar ja..
Tere mummy papa chinta kr rahe honge
:: New Jokes ::
GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapad na mar de
Mai to yu hi
Paani ko gaur se dekh
raha tha yaaro..
Itne me 1 machhli
nikal k boli..
Kaminey.. Tere ghar me maa behen nahi hai kya..?
:: Humour jokes ::
Chinese ladki ko dekh kar maa boli: Beta, yeh kya le aaye? :-x
Molu: Apne khud hi toh kaha tha,
ke ghar aate huye Cheeni lete aana.
:: New Jokes ::
GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H Or
meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi
:: Latest jokes jokes ::
Yaha Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1 Hai Maqsad Hai..
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Khud Bhale kameena Ho Lekin ladki Sharif Chaiye
:: Latest jokes jokes ::
bhikari: Bahen Bhoka Hu bhagwan KE Naam PE Khana De Do
Behan: Khana Abi Ni Paka
bhikari: FaceBook Pe BABA Pappu K Nam Se H
khana Pak Jae To Wall Pe Update Kar Dena
:: Latest jokes jokes ::
Kya farak padta hai chahe
munni badnam ho ya sheela jawan ho
Hum to jawan bhi hai or badnam bhi hai
:: Humour jokes ::
A man saw a board at d centre Of a River,
He tried 2 read
but he can’t read it.
So,he swim into d River &read
“CROCODILE INSIDE-DONT SWIM”
:: Humour jokes ::
Tees mar khan- Flop
Dabang-Hit
Moral-
Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota
Badnam honi chahiye.
:: Great jokes ::
Chunav Lad Rahi Mahila Se Reporter Ne Pucha-
Apko Chunav Ladne Ka Khayal Kaise Aya
Lady- Jab B Me Apne Pati Se Ladti Hu To Jeet Meri Hi Hoti Hai
:: Great jokes ::
BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai.
GIRL - 20 year.
BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne yahi kaha tha.
GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h.
