“Best catch line Ever On the WALL of Canteen :
“This Food Must Be Good. Ten Thousand FLIES Cant Be Wrong..
Mjhe apki wo Ada bahut psnd hai
jb srdi me aap 1 glaas pani lekr Aaine k samne khde hote ho
or Aaine per pani dal kr zor se chillate ho “NAHA LIYA” !
After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man
British:Im So Sorry
Chines:r U Ok
INDIA:O. Andha H Kya
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha
Tere Baap Ka Road hai kya
Changing Tyms:
Once upon a time,
GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers
Agar free ho to call me pls,
mere phone me bal nai h its urgnt
mujhe aapse ek personal advice leni h.
TajMAHAL Bik rha h Kharid lu kya?
Father: Kya Hua Beta Q Ro Raha Hai Mujhe Bata
Mai Tmhare Dost Jaisa Hu
Son: Kya Batau Mai Apni Wali Se Milne Gya Tha
Teri Wali Ne Bahut Mara.
Kabhi-Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Apne Aap Ko Mar Dalu..
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Par
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Phir Sochta Hu
India Me Sirf 1410 Hi TIGER Bachenge..
Never make the same mistake twice,
There r so many new ones.
Try a different one each day By
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Swami MISTEKANANDA
Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile
1 Alien came at RAJNI’s home frm sum galaxy n rqustd,
“Mere ladke ki board exams he.thoda dheere bajao na
American culture-
Daughter:
Dad i got married ystrday evenin.. I 4got 2 inform u..
Dad:
Its Ok my child.. But next time u shud invite me…
Boy: Do yu lOve me?
Girl: Yes-
Boy starts running
Gal: where r yu going?
Boy: I’m going to update my relationship status on facebook-
