Jo jete vo sikandr
jo hare vo jail ke andar
jo Sms Jokesbheje usko jadu ki jhappi
Jo Sms Jokesna bheje usko mayawati ki papi
Choice is Urs.
If u care 4 me - I care 4 u
U miss me - I miss u,
U msg me- I msg u
U gussa - I gussa
U 4gt me - Na munna na
I'm different Fir to goliya chalengi
When girl is 18 she's ready 2
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"VOTE"
Kbhi "DESH" k bare me bhi soch Liya Karo......
Bcoz it gives bed bt not sleep
It gives books bt not Mind
It gives luxuries bt not happiness
So
Tranfer it 2 my account......
hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua?
hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua
Hm muqadar ko bevkuf banake din me hi so jate hai.....
When ever "I wanna fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in love wid me"
n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyaar kare....Isnot it?
bago me phul to khilte rahenge, raat me diye bhi jalte
rahenge....
bas bhagwan apko khush rakhe, baki pareshan to hum apko krte hi rahenge....
Tomato,
potato,
brinjal,
ginger,
carrot
onion,
garlic,
arey dekh kya rahe ho "VEG jokes hai kisi ko bhi bhejo...."
Haryana ka jaat 1 chori te apne pyar ka izhaar krne gaya...
Jaat - I luv U
Chori - Thappad marun key?
Jaat- phir ghusand na khavegi....
chinku: Yaar Dr. ne mujhe se kaha hai ki mujhe AIDS hai.
yeh AIDS kya hota hai?
pinku :
A?Ab
I? Is
D? Duniya se
S? Sat shriya kaal
Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle,
uska har panna tumse khud puche
beta tabiyet to thik hai na?
aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....
U r d one who is charming
U r d 1 who is Intelligent
U r d 1 who is CUTE
and I am d one who is spreading these rumours...
chinku & minku sath me kahi ja rahe the
1 ladki pass se nikli
chinku: Wah yaar kya maal hai
minku: Are yaar maal se yaad aya, bhabhi kaisi hai?
Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai?
Sardar utha
Teacher: shabash bete batao
Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..
Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai....
tumhare pass kya hai.....?
Smart answer:
mere pass
"Aur bhi kaam hain"....
D best line wich helps 2 save money when going on dinner
with girlfrnd-
"Bol kya khayegi Moti.....
