Mai Sabit Kr Sakta Hu
    Apko English Smjh Nhi Ati
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    Ka Matlab Nhi Malum
    Vrna Ap Neeche Nhi Ate
Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata
    Ki Kya Kre?
    Kharab Kamwali Mile
    To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta Hai,
    Agr Achi Mile To
    Pati Kaam Kr Jata Hai..
Ek Din sardar ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur socha......
    Bahut socha.....
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    Kya Socha...
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    Kash ye meri maa hoti to mai bhi itna sunder hota
Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat rha hai ...
    
    Jerry : Chinta mat kr yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gya hai, recharge krwane 
    aya hoga...
Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ?
    
    Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez
    
    reply fast.....
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    Ye msg mujhe kb karoge kanjus diwali ane wali hai...
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    b bgd yi
    
    Ghoor kya rahe ho message ka accident ho gaya hai
    
    jaldi se kuch paise bhejo ilaaz karana hai !
TOM jalebi bech raha tha magr keh raha tha "alu 
    lelo alu !
    Jerry Bola, pr yaar yeh to jalebi hai....
    TOM, chup sale warna makhiya aa jayengi....
Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Chintu Ladki pe ja gira,
    Ladki boli - Battmeez kya kr rhe ho ?
    Chintu Bola: ji punjab university se B.Com Kr rha hu..
Tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan,
    tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan
    
    wah wah
    
    kya is baar duniya ko bacha payega shaktimaan..?
Sar jhukta hai sharm me,sar jhukta hai khane me,sar jhukta hai likhne me, aur sar jhukta hai mere Sms Jokespadhne me,"PADHO SAR JHUKAKE".
Wats d height of hope??
    It is: sittin in d exam hall,
    holdin d question paper in hand
    n tellin ur self
    “dude,dnt worry.
    Exams wil get postponed!”
tinku: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyu Kehte Hai?
    
    chinku: Kyuki Jail Mai Khane
    
    Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai 
Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” 
    and “arrange
    marriage” It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang
    himself” or “shoot himself”.
