If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!
Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!funny english jokes!
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Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A
Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You'll Still Be A Lion!
What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller
Tune?
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..
...
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!
:: Full Dose of Laughter - Nonstop ::
I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I'm wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.
Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
Laughter is d Best medicine,
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But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade
to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave.
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After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You .
Boys are stronger than Girls??
Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?
If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK
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believe in love ...!Love has great power !
It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings,Anxieties, worries Doubts,Fears
,Tears ,T shirts,Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ..
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Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk.
Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
tips 4 boys-
if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.
if you marry two girls,they will fight for u....
think different
Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!
V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ...
When I was in darknes,you gave me light.
You gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you so much. ..
PHILIPS TUBELIGHT...................very short funny jokes
Teacher: Wht do u want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!
Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. "Any
last requests?" asked the jailer.
"Yes", replied one of the prisoners. "I love music; so before
I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham"
And the second prisoner said, "Please kill me first."
Only "Itch Guard" can claim that it started it's business from 'scratch'.
Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
"You're so stupid," said Pappu.
"That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky",
added Santa.
Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Girls wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe
winter.
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, my friends send money.
If you ever find a woman who is Gorgeous and glamorous; has a nice figure, intelligent, gets things done on her own, drives a car very well, cooks best food, has little expectations and is not at all materialistic and loves you unconditionally, let it be known that the alcohol you have consumed is of the highest quality!
iPhone » Android » Nokia » Land phone » Typewriter » 2 cans and a string » Message in a bottle » Pigeon with a note taped to it » Blackberry
Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?
A: Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not
reading me.
Sincerely,
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Most people aren't sorry; just sorry they got caught.
You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept.
They don't have age but age groups which are follows:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!
There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of
a female/girl tear!
When a tear falls, it first mixes with 'MAC' eyeliner and 'Maybelline' mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with "La Femme" blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Lancome' lipstick;
This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife
Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
A cute prayer 4 U - Dearest Friends:
May God break d front teeth of those ppl who secretly plot evil against u..
So dat u knw ur enemies by their smiles!
