1 ladki ki dua
Kasam se hr ladke ko bhula dungi,
Sb hi ki tasvir jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho ge is dil mai,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi
Ladki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli: 'Fish Itni Sundar Q Hoti
Hai.?
Ladka: (Sprite Pite Hue) 'Q K Wo KAPRE Nahi Pehenti' (@_@)
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University of Freshology
Height of comment:
Ladka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Ladki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
ladka: G Bhabi.
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Agar ap chahte hai k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagai Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!
Hasi k liye gam kurban, khushi k liye ansu kurban, dost k liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to sala dost bhi kurban.
Gandhi giri ki safalta k baad, pesh hai. Sms Jokesgiri jisme ap msg kare ya na kare, hm jokes bhejte rahenge, kabhi to apko sharm ayegi.
Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati,
Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mai kisi or se pyar krta hu or vo..Garbhvati hai.
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations bt u r the worst monster I evr realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Evrything about u is perfect - ur lips, ur skin, ur eyes, ur body. Perfect! u're lucky to b born beautiful, notlike me, who was born to b a big liar.
Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Bcoz after death, their DADDY becoms a MUMMY.
Ramnavmi ane wali hai, isiliye hm apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mai lagana chahte hai. So... apke pados mai in mai se koi ho to batao
Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to sm1 that u think is gorgeous, don't send it to me as I have had 100 already
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero k waqt usk pas aa kr baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Apke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aj din mai kaise
nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aj din mai kaise bol pada?
Wen i open my eyes evry morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer
Ladki jab Mayke me rehti hai toh “RANI” jab shadi hokar jati hai toh “LAXMI” Aur sasural me kaam karte-karte “BAI” Sach me Ladkiya “RANILAXMIBAI” hoti hain
