Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu.
Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi,
mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi,
pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho,
kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm bhi nhi.
Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: tu Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti he marni thi to nikal kr marti, puri cycle marne ki kya zarurat
thi.
Tum sa koi dusara zameen pr hua to rab se sikayat hogi.
Ek to jhella nhi jata dusra aa gya to kya halat hogi!
“Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful
tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support
good health.”
~ Paul E. McGhee, Ph.D.
Laughter not only feels great but this is good for mind,
heart and your daily stress. Here is 24 / 7 days dose of laughter through,
Hindi funny SMS. We have array of categories of most funniest
joke ever that you love to read - suhagraat jokes,
Naughty jokes, also on Cricket, Cricket Matches.
Ram chandra kah gye siya se,
aisa kalyug ayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bs padh k muskurayega!
Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaro Uda do salle ko.
When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 persn u love, 1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish 2 kill.
Now, keep guessing y I sent it to u.
Somtym my mind asks y I miss u?
Y I care 4 u?
Y I remember u?
Then my heart answers its simply bcoz mental patient needs more care.
Y do U think I Sms Jokesu ?
Is it bcoz I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need u ? No ! Its bcoz
Time pas k liye koi BAKRA chaiye
After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, U know, I
was a fool wen I married u.
The husband replied, Yes, dear, bt I was in love and didn't undrstand.
Tum ek aise don ho jisk pas, Hr lock ki chabi hai, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hai. Aur Pyar se. "Donkey" .Think it DON!
Smtyms small things in life hurt a lot... If u don't
agree with me.. then..
. . . .try to sit on a pin !!
Suhagraat ko dulhe ne drvaza
khat ktaya,
dulhan dar k chup gyi.
dulha:kya hua?
dulhan:ap ho,muje laga REID padi hai..
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting widout any reason.
Traffic Police WALI ne suhagraat k
baad husband se Rs.600 ka jurmana manga!
Husband: kis liye?
Wife: 100 overspeed k, 200 wrong side k or 300 bina helmet k.!
Director 2 Mallika: = + Suhagraat + = ka seen hai dulhan
dulhay ko garm doodh ka glass pesh karti hai.
Mallika 2 director: glass say he agar doodh pelana tha to phr mujy Q cast
kia hai..eske to rupye vi bahut kam he milge na ?
Whats D biggest pressure in C r i c k e t
4 Pak captain wen Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 overs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How 2 speak English in presentation ceremony?
