Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h
main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte
h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS. 
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? 
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean
jokes)
Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.
HAMARE YAHA
Naya
Purana
Acha
Kharab
Taza
Basi
Tuta futa
SABHI Prakar k Sms JokesSweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai 
"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at
him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..
Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
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karlo
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient:
Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident 
Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
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PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..
Scroll down if u love me,
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I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
Love you too. 
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton
ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi...
Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge...
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye...
2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do...
3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake...
4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye...
5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay
Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!
Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar
popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha.....
Maam iske practicals kab honge?
