Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.................funny jokes
Newspaper Mein News aya
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys
”The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News aya ki
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated........................top funny jokes
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun Saath Deta Hai ?
Mom/Dad ? - NO
Husband/Wife ? - NO
Friends ? - NO LOVE ? - NO
Only......... Ur CHAPPALS !
Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar....................very very funny jokes
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed
U, troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on this I jus wana tel
tat
" I PLAN TO CONTINUE "
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling
“I am already married”
Shadi karne k baad aur mobile kharidne k baad.
Ek hi afsos hota hai ki agar thode din ruk jata to ! ! ! Shayad koi acha model
mil jata
Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai,
aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati,
ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai.........................funny jokes
in hindi
1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun
sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
Railway Station hai
YUN TO HUM HAI BHRAMCHARI.
MAGAR JAHAN DEKHI NAARI WAHIN AANKH MARI
PAT GAYI TO HAMARI
VERNA FIR BHARAMCHARI
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!
Boy & Girl in restaurant
Boy:- I Love u
Girl:- I don’t Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:- I told u. No no & no
Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….
Calender 2008
jan- ROSE,
feb- prapose
march-gift
april-lift
may-chating
june-dating
july-missyou
aug.-kissyou
sep.-anger
oct-danger
nov-left
dec-next
sabse cool?
Aap Ho
sabse smart?
Aap Ho
sabse sweet?
Aap Ho
sabse Mast?
Aap Ho
zyada udo mat ye msg mujhe aaya tha apko sirf forward kiya
PYARE DESHWASIO AB HAME AAZADI MIL GAI HE JAI HIND
Sender: Gandhi
Sent via:SMS
Time: 00:27
Date: 15/08/1947
Sorry 4 the late delivery its a BSNL
Name: CHAMPA
DOB: 14/8/72
Wt: 149kg
Height: 4ft
Color: Black
State: Jharkhand
Kaam: Gobar uthana
Dream: Shadi karungi to sirf is jokes padhne walese....................very
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Thinking of Indians
Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi,
Sarkari School me padhna nahi,
Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi,
Mager
Nokri chahiye to kewal Sarkari wah INDIA
45 saal ka SSALMAN...N K...KHAN ladki dekhne gaya!
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi!
Hosh aya
kaaran pucha
boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha
Plz Ignore Mt Krna
1 Bcha Jo Bhut Chota Hai
Q K Bache Chote Hote Hai.
Us Bechare Ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nhi Ati
Hm Log Rozana Kitne Fuzul Msgs Karte Hen
Plz 1 Ye Msg B Sub Ko Forward Kro Taki.
Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sake..
Delivry k waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Vrna aisa confuse item bana dunga k
tm dono roge or wo tali bjayega...............................................very
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