Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"...
Sare news wale waha pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"....................................Hindi
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah!
Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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mehrban kdrdan dekho mere jokes ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega jokes padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
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27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very
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If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer
your brain...
don't think tht u r a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?
I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U.......................sweet
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????
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I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it
in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)................................Hindi
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1st time ever! Rajnikanth Appeared for engineering exams..n guess wat... back aa gayi... engineering rocks... rajni ho ya gajni ye engineering hai boss..
MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr.......................Latest
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Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh
are in North,West And EAST
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Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!...............................very
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Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was
small....
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Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P
Rajnikanth creats new email id:
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gmail@rajnikanth.com
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Google shocks...
Computer blocks...
Hacker dies...
Virus cries...
Rajnikanth rocks...
Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa,
but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le
k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...............................Latest
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