“Jis Taraf Dekhu Apka hi nam Likha Hai,
    Jis Tarf Dekhu apka Hi Nam Likha Hai,
    Upar ‘Most Wanted,’ Neeche 5Lakh Ka inaam likha hai !
    Wah..wah… 
Arz hai.. 
    Class ki har ladki ek phool hai.. 
    Unhe chahna ek bhool hai.. 
    Jo inki soch me gul hai.. 
    Samjho uski COMPARTMENT k chances full hai.
Hum bhool jane wale Dost ko bahut buri saza dete h 
    Hm bhul jane wale Dosto ko bohat buri saza dete h 
    JUTe nai Marte bs
    unhe MOje sungha dete hai 
Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko
    Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge
    Mobile K Saath Dafnana
    Network Milega Toh Kabar Se B Sms JokesBindaas Karenges
Tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi
    Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi
    Nikah K 3 mahine hi gujre the,
    Na jane Kis hisab se abba bana gayi..!
1 Din Woh Bewafa Aayi Thi Meri Qabar Par
    Aur Diya Bhuja Kar Chali Gayi 
    Baki Bacha Tha TeL wo
    Bhi Baalo Me Lagakar ChaLi Gayi.
Arz kia hai-
    
    Insan insan ko das raha hai
    Insan insan ko das raha hai
    aur
    Saanp paas beithkar has raha hai. 
Arz kia hai
    Tuhar daant moti ke samaan
    tuhar daant moti ke samaan
    aur
    Moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Likhe jo khat tujhe jo teri yaad mein
    saare ke saare papa ne pad liye
    sawera jab hua toh jute pad gaye
    woh fashion wale baal hawa mein ud gaye.
Ek Waqt guzar jayega 
    Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega 
    Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo 
    Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega
DiL Ke Armaan Aansuo Me BAh Gaye
    Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Reh Gaye
    Light Chali Gayi Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi
    Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye
Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta,
    Magar mujhe kaam tha,
    Main tumhare liye doob ke marta,
    Magar Mujhe zukham tha!
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya
    Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya
    Wah Wah
    Aur
    Uss intezar me na jane Kitno se pyar kiya
