o jeete wo sikander
jo hare wo jail k andr
jo Sms Jokesbheje usko jadu ki jappi
jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki pappi
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Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar acha nhi lgta
Dunia walo ko ikrar acha nhi lgta
Jab tak Ladka-Ladki bhag na jaye
Logo ko PYAAR sacha nhi lagta
Mast hawayein hain!!
Mausam bhi suhana hai!
Kaisi ghatain hein!
Dil bhi ashiqana hai!
Bandar bhi Sms Jokespadh rahe hein!
Kya Educated zamana hai..
Gadhay ko Gadhi se pyaar ho gaya.
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Gadhay ko Gadhi se pyaar ho gaya.
Itna Romantic Sms Jokespadh kar ek aur Gadha Taiyar ho gaya.
Teri Pyaari soorat pe Dil Haaron...
Teri har zaroorat pe Jaan waaron...
Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k baray main...
Dil karay tujhe ek Rakh k Chamaat Maaron.
Choti si Billi ke Chote chote Paao
Wah wah Gor FarMaye
Choti si Billi ke Chote chote Paao
Wah wah
Meao Meao
Yaad apki har waqt aati he,
Dil ko bahut tadpati he.
Socha k call karu
lekin kambakt,
Ye customer care ki ladki
bar-bar balance low batati he
KHUDA ki MAHFIL se
KUCH gadhay
FARAR ho GAYE,
KUCH to PAKADE gaye
KUCH Ap jese mere YAAR ho GAYE
Teri yaad dil se jaane nahi denge.
tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
sharafat se roz jokes kia karo warna,
Ek kaan ke niche denge or rone bi nahie denge.
Ek Sher Arz Hai..
Osa Hai Gosa Hai, Barish Ka Bosa Hai
Wah Wah
Osa Hai Gosa Hai, Barish Ka Bosa Hai
Manga Tha SAMOSA Laya Tu Dosa hai.
Pls dont cry after dis pj
Matti ko angreji mein kehte hai clay.
Matti ko angreji mein kehte hai clay
UUUHH… AAAAHH… LET D MUsIc PLAY.
KILLING SHAYRI-
Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo.
Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo.
Godrej powder hair die bs KATO, GHOLO AUR LAGA LO..
Khushbu phool dete hai,
Naam chaman ka hota hai
Line ladkiya marti hai,
Naam Ladko ka kharab hota hai
Close up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Colgate se fresh karne ka,
Ager phir bhi white nahi huey to
"Harpic use karne ka"..
Ek shayar garibi se tang aakar daku ban gaya..
daketi karne bank gaya
or
kaha..
Arz kiya hai..
"taqdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
hands up..
koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..." .
phir cashier se kaha..
kuch khawab meri aankho se nikal do,
jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is bag me dal do..
