:: Shayari Jokes ::
Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Ghar mein Ghusa ..
Maalik : Kaun hai wahan ??
Chor : Miyaun
Maalik : Kaun Hai ??
Chor : Miyaaun ...
Maalik : Arey Kaun hai ??
Chor : Saale Billi Hu Billi ...!
Hum ko Humi Say Chura Lo Dil Main kaheen Tum Chupa Lo Hum Akalay Ho Na Jaen Door Tum Se Ho Na Jaen Pas Aao "RUKO" . . Pehaly DETTOL Se Naha Lo
Teacher: Tumhare Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?
Bacha: Choha
Teacher: Wo Kese?
Bacha: Hum papa se Dartay Hen, papa mummy Se Darte Hain Aur mummy Chohay Se
Darti Hain.
Ayee dost baandh le kafan me BOTEL
Kabar me beth kr pia krenge
In LADKIYO se to bewafayi mili
Ab BHUTNIYO se Setting Kia krenge.
Fiza mein mehekti shaam ho tum,
pyar ka pehla jaam ho tum.
Aur kya kahe jaanam tere baare mein,
kharche ka doosra naam ho tum
:: shayari jokes ::
Samandar milti hai Barish ko bhul jate hai
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate he
Bade ajib he duniya wale
SHEILA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate he.
aalu-kachalu beta kaha gaye the bandar ki jhopdi mein so rahe the bandar ne laat maari ro rahe the mummy ne paise diye has rahe the
CID Pj
Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche
Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche
ACP Ne Kaha- Aab Kaatna Sari Umar Salakho K Piche
:: cid pj ::
CID+3 idiots
Kandho ko kitabo k bojh ne jukaya
Wah wah,
Kandho ko kitabo k bojh ne jukaya,
ACP ne kaha daya tum khuni ko pakdo mai Mutravisarjan kr k aya
C.I.D. Shayari
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai
Oh my god! Sir ye toh mar chuka hai
CID
Gibbs 99 run par pahunch K catch ho Gya
WAH
Gibbs 99run per pahunch K catch ho Gya
DAYA gaadi start karo finger prints match ho
gaya
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