Aarzu me tere Diwane ho gaye,
tuze Dost banate-banate aur Begane ho gaye,
kar de ab ek Sms Jokesis nachiz ko,
teri bhi Bakwas jokes pade Zamane ho gaye..
Wah!Wah!Wah
:: PJ Jokes ::
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
Graduation to pass karle
Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krte
Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte
Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.
Arz kiya he
Ki ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah-Wah
Itna waqt kaun bekar kare
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge
Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi
main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi
1 kam kar building se kudkar marja
Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De
Ishq Aur apni Girlfriend (GF) MERE liye Chhod de
Ae dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge
Ham teri tarf aye hr toofan ko mod dnge
Lekin tune jo sath Choda,
Kasam se Teri haddiya tod denge
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho mein Saya lagta he
Jo apna he wo praya lagta he
Tum se milne ki Tammana to bhot he
Lekin
Aane jane me kiraya Bahut Lagta He
Na jaane kab koi tara toot jaye,
na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaye,
kuch pal hamare saath hass lo
na jaane kab Aapke Daant toot jaaye..
Dard itne mil chuke hai duniya me ki
ab kisi dard pe hum aah nhi krte
jo pehle hi wah wahi loot chuke hai
aise sher pe hum wah waah nahi karte
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
par kabhi socha na tha
surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Wah Wah
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya
Acha sila diya tune mere pyar ka,
yaar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka
Now remix-
Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka
naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.
How does a female camel expresses her love for the male
camel?
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Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Cameli;
Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di!
