'('.')
<)(> Yarr baat
..JL sun
.
.
Bathroom mai say lota phir ghayab hai,
Tu baaz nahi aayega.
Ramesh Uncle
k
ghar ki
Teesri Manzil k
Bedroom k
sath attach Bathroom
me Lagi
Tooti k
neeche Rakhe
Blue Colour
k
Lotay ki
shakal wale:-@ msg to bhej
Kya tm 1 ped sy dusry ped tk chlang lga skty ho?
.
Kya tm 1 mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho?
.
Nhi na Beta sirf shakal BANDER jesi hone sy kam nai chlta.
Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho?
Itna Qatil Kese Sharma Lete Ho?
Itna Pagal Kese Bana Lete Ho?
Bachpan Se Hi Kaminay Ho
Ya Shakal Aisi Bana Lete Ho?
Ap ki 5 khubian
1--------
2--------
3--------
4--------
5--------
.
.
Agar zindagi mai koi badiya kam kiya hota to aj ye jaga khali nhi hoti.
:: Deadly poor jokes ::
Jo 1 galti kry wo
ANJAN.
Jo 2 glti kry wo
NADAN.
Jo 3 galti kry wo
SHETAN.
Jo galtion pe galtion
kry wo
SARDAR...
:: Poor Jokes in Hindi ::
('.')>'\(',' )
<)(..... //\,
_/|_ ....JL
Kab tak jawani chupao gi rani?
,*,
( '.')
/)(\
kanwaro ko kitna
satao gi rani?
('.')
' /)(>
kabhi to kisi ki
dulanya banogi
is sy shadi krogi?
(\./)/"?------;";
\,,/"( , ....., )\\
//\\''''//\\
I want to share everything with you...
your sadness,
your happy moments,.
each & everything,.
every single second of the day,
Let's start with your "ATM Password".
Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas h
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas h
Muje bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas h
.
.
Chalo ab Sms Jokeskro upar likha sab bakwaas h
Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Gaur farmayiega
Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe
Koi baat nahin
It's ok! it's ok!
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Lab Pe Aati h Dua Bn k tamana meri
SIM band ho jye khuda kare teri
Puri Dunya me Mere dam se ujala ho jye
Jo Muje Shayari na kre Uska rang kala ho jye.............very very funny Shayari
for friend/gf
Devdas ko pasand thi paro..
Wah wahh..
Devdas ko pasand thi paro..
ACP kehta hai " Daya, aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro!"
Arz hai
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai.
wah wah
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai
-
-
Na husband hota hai
Na wife hoti hai
Arz Kya Hai:
.
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Ghor Kijiye Ga.
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay
Nahi Tay.
Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay.
Pyar ki numayish kiya kro
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro
Kabi kamjor nai hogi Apki haddiya
Bus roj 2 boond DABUR LAAL TEL se malish kiya kro
Na attempts ki parwah,
Na subject koi clear hai,
Na job ka tension,
Na Future ka koi fear hai,
Table pe buks ki jagah fosters beer hai,
cost ya tax nhi,chating apna career hai,
yaha rankr koi nahi,sab shakespear hai,
late nyt studies ki jagah filmo k premier hai,
koi nhi yaar,at least hum 10th toh clear hai
Raat Ko Dekha Maine Ek Dream..
Gaur Farmaiye
Raat Ko Dekha Maine Ek Dream..
VICCO TURMERIC,
NAHI COSMETIC,
VICCO TURMERIC AYURVEDIC CREAM
Arz kia hai:
limca ka flavour hota hai lime,
limca ka flavour hota hai lime,
speed is equal to distance upon time.
wah..wah.
Meetha Hota HAI Gajar Ka Halwa Wah Wah
Meetha Hota H Gajar Ka Halwa
Yaha B Hoga, Waha B Hoga
Ab To Sare Jaha Me Hoga Kya
MERA HI JALWA
Arz kiya hai
Delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali
wah wah gaur kijiyega
Delhi ki garmi se hai skin meri jali
Chura k dil mera Goriya chali.
Animals ki khasiyat..
1. Tota ~Duniya ki har zaban bol sakta hai..
2. Oont ~15 din tak bagair kuch khaye safar kr sakta hai..
3. Dog ~Dunya ka sb se ziyada wafadar janwar hai..
Agey na padho.!
.
Mat padho agey kuch nhi
.
Na padho .
.
4. Gadha
Jis kaam se mana karo wahi krta hai.
Raja ko mili badi mushkil se rani
Wah..
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
New maggi cup mania
Just add garam pani and carry on jani..
Ek train ulatne ka case adalat me tha
Train k driver jo k Pathan tha
us se pocha k tum ne train patri se Q utaari.
.
Pathan: 0 yara ek banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka tyme nai tha
Humara asistant ne bola k is k upar chara do..
.
Wakeel: phir
.
Pathan: yarA wo banda patrii se utar gaya
2 ladko ki girlfriend's kho jati H
1st: teri girlfriend kaisi dikhti hai?
2nd:-5'6 Height
Cute figure - 36-24-36
Very Fair
Hót
blue eyes mast.........atisunder ladki
or teri wali?
.
.
.
1st: meri ko maar goli,
teri girlfriend ko dhundte H
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