One More New Poor Jokes
Tere Messages Aane Se Milti Hai Mujhe Raahat,
Wah Wah.
Tere Messages Aane Se Milti Hai Mujhe Raahat,
CID Ke Baad Dekhna Na Bhule AAHAT..
Bhool gaye Ya,Bhulna chahte ho.
Door kr diya,Ya door jana chahte ho
Aajma liya,Ya ajmana chahte ho
Messages kar do
ya ab HADDIA TUDVANA chahte ho
Pehle b krte the Dimag Ki Dahi Abi b krte he wahi
Wah Wah
Pehle b krte the Dimag Ki Dahi Abi b krte he wahi
STAR PLUS
RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYI
Sitare Nikalte Hai Ki Raat Aaye
Me Kya Likhu Ki Apka Jwab Aye
Sitaro C Chamak To Nhi Pr Main Kya Kru
Ki Aap jaisa kanjus Ek poor joke Kar ke Record Bnaye
Dekho firse barsat aa gayi,
Tnhayi me waqt bitane ki bat a gayi
Hm to yuhi nihar rhe the barish k pani ko,
Mendak ko dekha to apki yad a gyi.
Tumne bhi kabhi kisi se pyar kia hoga
Uspe apne se zyada atbar kia hoga
Pr tut gya hoga sara atbar
Jis din Uski Shadi me 501 ka Uphar diya hoga
Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Wah.. Wah..
Aaj Mujhe Bharne Jani Hai Tution Ki Fees..
Big Babool.. Ye Hai Badae Kaam Ki Cheez
Dard-E-Dil Sehna Aasan Nahi Hota
Kimti Cheez K Har Koi Kabil Nahi Hota
Ye To Chor Bazar Ki Meherbani Hai
Warna Aap Jaise Ke Pas Mobile Nahi Hota
Agar manzil ko pana hai yeh hausla sath rakh na
Agar pyar ko pana he toh aetbaar saath rkhna
Agar hamesha muskurana he to DAANT saaf rakhna
Hum wo roshni he jo Apko Roshan Kr Jayenge
Bato Ki 1 Chingari Se Bhi JaL Jayenge
1 Bar Pyar Se poor jokes jokes To Kijiye
Ghar Akar Sms JokesKe Paise De Jayenge
Bethe Bethe Kamre Mein Kr Rahe The Press
Zara Gaur Farmayiye
Bethe Bethe Kamre Me Kr Rahe The Press
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi,
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,
beet gya agr waqt to rote reh jaoge,
Karna hi h to padhai karo,
Exam me kya mere messages likhkar aaoge??
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